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    Did you see that fanfic with 6 gazillion tags forcing you to scroll endlessly to skip through it? Ever wondered how to block a specific story without having to download a 3rd party app or make an annoying bookmark? Guess what? You can block specific stories and authors directly from AO3, and it works in mobile!

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    Yes this is about a troll fic making it's way around AO3.

    Updated with instructions to block works by a user (See ch2).

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    21 Feb 2021

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    Bandits came for Lalasa’s family and burned the whole farm out, except for her, because she had been at the river washing clothes. Lalasa did not miss her father or her brothers for all the long years of her life, which should tell you something about her.

    She cried for them anyway, and that should tell you something too.

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    Retelling of Page and Squire from Lalasa's POV.

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    06 Jun 2020

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    Dino thinks: I am officially the world's biggest pervert.

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    29 Mar 2017

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    "I don't mess with the fae," Otabek says.

    "I'm not asking you to mess with them," JJ flat-out lies.

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    08 Mar 2017

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    "It's Thanksgiving. Want to skip that long, insulting conversation about how you're still single? About how your parents really want more grandchildren? Well, look no further!

    I am a 28 year old felon with no high school degree and a dirty old van one year younger than me painted like Eddie Van Halen's guitar. I can play between the ages of 20 and 29 depending on if I shave. I'm a line cook and work late nights at a bar. If you'd like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I'm game."

    -Jesse McCree probably

    A story 110% based on this craigslist ad - http://cdn.foodbeast.com/content/uploads/2014/11/craig.jpg

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    01 Feb 2017