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That night in the forest, as he saved Naruto from Mizuki, Umino Iruka unlocked a new ability within himself that would change the course of history itself… and apparently, it involves a lot of cooking on his part.
Oh, and being a soothsayer or some shit.
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29 Jan 2026
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It turns out Iruka and Yamato have more than just Naruto in common. They've also both been rejected by Kakashi. There could be worse ways to start a relationship. But it might also force them to confront uncomfortable truths about the paths they are on in the aftermath of a war, and whether those paths can converge.
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14 Jan 2026
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“Why in the world did you subject yourself to this, Iruka?”
“I don’t know. I think I blacked out,” Iruka said. “I was just minding my own business, feeding my child, and the next thing I knew, I was doing humanitarian politics.”
Tenzo gave a sympathetic nod. “It happens.”
Kakashi was regarding him with the same hunger and awe normally reserved for a rare volume of literary smut still in the shrink wrap. “I’ve never been more turned on by foreign policy.”
“I didn’t even get to eat my fucking lunch,” Iruka whined.
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- Part 5 of Okagesama De
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14 Jan 2026
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Great. One mate in rut. The other one in labour. Just another day for the Rokudaime Hokage.
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- Part 3 of Okagesama De
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13 Jan 2026
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Iruka was, down to his soul, an educator. He taught children who could in the future become hunters or hunted. He instilled the Will of Fire in students who would one day fight and possibly die in service to their village and their country. He valued transparency. Maybe there were lies he had to tell and to accept to sustain peace and order in the village — he understood that as the Hokage’s mate and as someone who’d once had to keep the secret of the jinchuriki from Naruto — but he couldn’t lie to his own children about their paternity.
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- Part 2 of Okagesama De
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13 Jan 2026