harrydoesntliveanywhere



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    When Hux sees the positive result on the pregnancy test scanner, he comes to several alarming realizations all at once. One: that his birth control has been tampered with. Two: that the baby is Kylo's. Three: that this is his true punishment for Starkiller's failure.

    And quietly, in a weak, tiny voice in the back of his mind, the unsettling conclusion that he wants to keep it. He'll die before he lets anyone near his child. He'll tear apart anyone that tries to get in his way.

    Even Kylo.

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    Potter’s breathing is uneven. “I was saying—I don’t think you heard me. Are you listening?”

    “I’m on a tight schedule, Potter. I don’t make exceptions for the Chosen One, no matter how fit he is.” Draco hums in satisfaction as he measures Potter’s other wrist. Potter’s skin is so warm and soft. Draco could dive into it and never come up for air. “I’m going to measure your legs now.”

    Potter makes a stricken sound and tries to grab Draco. “Wait—no—I—”

    Draco dodges him and kneels on the floor. Ludicrous man. “Oh, heavens.”

    Draco is face to face with Potter’s erection. His boxer briefs are obscenely tented, a small wet spot just below the waistband.

    “It’s not what you think.” Potter’s voice is so strained, and he moves one hand to cover his cock, but Draco bats it away.

    “What else would it be, then? Looks like a cock to me.”
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    Or: Draco is enthusiastic about Harry's hot dad bod. And he makes Harry call him Daddy. That's it. That's the fic.

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    “We are party friends,” Harry said weakly. He ran his fingers through his hair. When he got home, he assured himself, he would have a truly epic wank. That would expunge all of this wild, unmitigated longing.

    “Oh,” Malfoy said, his voice low. “Is that what we are, Potter?”

    “I— yeah. I’d better— I really need to go.”

    “And what is it that you’re running off to do? Is it more important than me? Why can’t you stay and entertain me?” Malfoy’s voice was melodic and tempting. He reached out and caught Harry’s wrist. “I want you to stay and entertain me. That’s what I want, and I ought to have it.”

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    Or: After every party they attend together, Harry goes back to Grimmauld and has a wank over Draco Malfoy. Tonight, Harry draws up the Gryffindor courage to ask Mafloy back to his for a shag. And Harry's about to get very lucky.

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    Draco likes to dress Harry up and boss him around. Harry likes it, too.

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    Ron catches Harry fucking Malfoy in the Quidditch sauna. Then Malfoy fucking Harry in their flat. Multiple times. Ron’s been having weird reactions to it, like angry boners and weird sex fantasies. Even though he’s most definitely heterosexual.

    It's fine. None of Harry's boyfriends actually stick around. Ron is sure it's fine. He's heterosexual. And he's definitely not in love with his best mate.

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