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Wrong Place at the Wrong Time by helicopter_dick
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Dec 2022
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Peter Parker was excited for the trip to start industries, who knows what opportunities this could bring up for his future. He never would have thought that the journey there could have been so disastrous.
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Dark Matter Multiverse by mysterycyclone
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
13 Dec 2025
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05 May 2025
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how to be a professional hostage, by Peter Parker by Singing_Siren
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
29 Dec 2024
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While Spider-Man is a menace to the villains that call New York their home, Peter Parker is a surprisingly good listener for their woes. It starts with a hostage situation, as things often do, and Sandman monologuing about his latest stint in prison and how hard it is to get back into the villain game after so long locked up. Then came a kidnapping at Stark Tower while Electro tried to steal an Arc Reactor for the seventh time, then happening upon Lizard one day while walking home from school. Tony says Peter is villain catnip. But this? This is too much.
Peter’s entire AcaDec group sits on the ground, backs pressed up against the wall of the coffee shop Kraven the Hunter has taken hostage.
Or: after so many incidents with bad guys as Peter instead of Spider-Man, he decides to go with the flow and play into it a little
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- Part 19 of Peter and The Avengers, as Seen by Midtown High
- Part 1 of Peter Parker, Hostage Extraordinaire
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02 Mar 2025
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‘The Many Identities Of Peter Parker’ by RoosjeM
Fandoms: Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Avengers (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics), Marvel's Spider-Man (Insomniac Games Video Games)
22 Dec 2024
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Peter Parker, Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man and struggling college student.
Between dealing with small-time criminals and semi-dangerous villains that seemed to have a grudge against him, Peter is just trying to keep his college life from derailing. With his unexpected internship at Stark Industries and the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man ending up on the Avengers’ radar, will Peter manage to keep it all from collapsing?
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Peter gasped in horror. “Nooo!” He dropped to his knees and punched the concrete, “Why?! He was so young! So tasty!”
“I’ll buy you pizza when we get to the tower.”
“You.” Peter’s eyes narrowed as he turned to the pizza murderer, “You have gone too far now.” He warned.
Peter landed on the man’s shoulders to make the man fall onto the roof next to his poor, soaked pizza slice. Peter webbed him up more just in case.
“I would be sorry, if it hadn’t been for the loss of my poor pizza.” Peter sniffed. “A moment of silence for our fallen hero.” He said as he stood on top of Iron Man’s back, a fist to his chest in respect. “Gone but never forgotten. Always in our hearts. May you rest in peace, sweet, sweet pizza slice.”
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23 Feb 2025
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we leave through the fire by justanotherblond
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
10 Feb 2019
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They called the soldier into a training room where he saw his son hanging upside down on the ceiling.
“Hi Papa!” He cheered, waving with a big smile even though the soldier never gave one back.
“Look, Soldat, your son is a miracle,” an agent cackled, yellow teeth shining in the fluorescent lights, “crawling the walls like a little spider!”
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The soldier doesn’t remember his son’s birth or how he came to be. He doesn’t remember bedding a woman and watching her belly swell, but they said the boy was his. He does know that he will protect and teach the boy within the confines of their cell walls. Even when the handlers berate him. Even when the good guys take him away
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- Part 1 of timshel
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21 Jan 2025
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Harry Potter and the Return of the Serpent Lord by Leonore4
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Aug 2025
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The moment the Death Curse struck Harry Potter's forehead and carved a scar into the toddler's skin, something else happened. In that moment, when the line between life and death blurred and time had no name, little Harry saw something he was perhaps never meant to see. He saw his former life. And Salazar Slytherin awoke.
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07 Oct 2024