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Tim Drake is a self-healing metahuman. Jack and Janet Drake are abusive parents. Bruce, Alfred, Dick, Jason, Cass, and Damian are all very confused and concerned Batfamily members.
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“Replacement.”
Tim freezes, gaze still locked on Jack’s prone, silent form sprawled out on the floor, and pulls the phone back to look at the number.
It’s kind of funny, he thinks hazily. Of course he would accidentally kill his dad and then mistakenly call Jason, of all people.
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Jason Todd would like it to be known that he isn't fucking stupid. He knows he's about to hit rut, but he's got plenty of time to get to Tim's, review the stupid fucking case, and get home again. So long as he keeps the countermeasures on, everything is gonna be just fine.
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What Christmas Means To Me by TaraLaurel
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
29 Sep 2024
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Tim tried to believe, if only for a little while. In kindergarten, his class had written letters to the big man...Tim's was only one sentence long.
"I want mommy and daddy home for Christmas."
They'd been in Egypt through New Year's.
He wrote again in first grade.
"Please let mom and dad be home for Christmas."
And in second.
"Please, if you are real at all, can you bring my parents home for Christmas?"
He hadn't really truly believed in the mythological man, but boy had he wanted to. Boy had he tried.
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When at a Wayne Enterprises Christmas Gala, Tim meets "Santa". Reluctantly, Tim asks him for what he's always wanted for the holidays - to be with his family. He just might get his wish, even if it's not exactly in the way he would have ever imagined.
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- Part 3 of Batfamily Christmas Stories
- Part 9 of Tim Joins BatFam AUs
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A series for borderline and its sequels, as well as shorts/outsider POVs of the first fic in the series.
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