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  1. Public Bookmark 36

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    Crowley happens to be visiting the London Zoo's Reptile House when a family walks in with a strange boy. A boy who can talk to snakes. A boy with magic. A boy with a shadow on his soul and all the telltale signs of mistreatment at home.

    Naturally, Crowley does the only thing he can think to do: He kidnaps him.

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    (This is the first installment of a full series rewrite in which Crowley and Aziraphale serve as Harry Potter's adopted fathers.)

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    05 Sep 2025

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    Mystery Work

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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    02 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 81

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    Having met his end at the muzzle of an ion blaster in the hands of Optimus Prime, Megatron had long accepted it as the inevitable conclusion to both his reign and the war. What he did not expect was for the Primes themselves to take pity— granting the warlord one final chance to atone for his sins.

    He awakens in a frame he never thought he’d inhabit again.

    The cogless miner who once knew nothing of tyranny or power— D-16.

    Now burdened with memory and fractured identity, the question looms: will D-16 rise once more as the infamous Megatron, or will he bury the Decepticon warlord for good?

    TL;DR: The Transformers One movie, but D-16 remembers far more than he should. The knowledge alters him— twisting his path, deepening his regrets, and transforming his bond with Orion Pax into something quite far from just platonic.

    (tags are subject to edits as the story progresses)

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    28 Aug 2025

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    A series of standalone mini stobotnik comics and illustrations I've drawn

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    23 Aug 2025

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    Ricochet's got a bad case of conscience and he's pretty sure it's about to get him killed.

    (aka I think I've read every defection/ex-Con au and now I'm forced to make my own. Jazz-centric.)

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    23 Aug 2025