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    College AU - When Lydia dumps Stiles to get back with Jackson, Stiles rebounds with Derek, his former TA. It was just supposed to be a one night stand, but they're both a little confused about what the rules for those are.

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    19 Sep 2025

  2. Rec 61

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    “– with a ticket taped to your head! You’re damn lucky Derek didn’t enter this into the system, Stiles. People end up on lists for this sort of thing!”

    Stiles reaches up and pats at his cheeks. Huh, yeah. Look at that. There is a ticket there, stuck just below his left temple with a single piece of scotch tape. He’s probably lucky it wasn’t stapled there, instead.

    He peels it off and holds it above his face.

    “Found nude in tree,” he reads aloud. “Huh.”

    ~*~*~

    Or, the one where Derek does a favor for some pixies, and Stiles pays the price.

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    15 Sep 2025

  3. Rec 77

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    “Son, it’s OK,” his dad insists as Stiles twirls his pen and stares forlornly at his blank essay booklet. He’s not even allowed to type this assignment. What bullshit. “No matter who you bring home. If they’re good to you, I’ll be nice to them.”

    Maybe he’ll write a holiday horror story. About a guy who goes crazy and burns down the town after being asked one too many times about when he’ll settle down with a nice girl. Actually–that’s not bad. Maybe he’ll call it Settle For This, You Nosy Fuckers. He’ll have to black out the profanity with a sharpie.

    “No matter who, huh? What if I brought home Hitler?”

    ~*~

    Wherein Stiles' dad insists on Stiles bringing someone home for the holidays, and Stiles responds with malicious compliance, AKA Derek Hale.

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    15 Sep 2025

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    "This was a mistake," Derek declares. "Here," he tosses the car keys to Stiles, "go home. I'll take the acorn and plant it."

    "Deaton said it had to be us!" Stiles protests. "That's why I'm here, because -"

    Derek rolls his eyes. "Deaton told you that so you'd come, because he doesn't trust me." He pushes past Stiles. Once he has the stupid acorn and his phone, he'll just run to the coordinates and be done with it. Maybe after that he'll just keep running.

    "Wait, just - let me explain."

    "I'd rather you didn't."

    "I can't drive stick!" Stiles lies. "If you leave me here then I'll be stranded and I'll starve to death."

    Derek gives him an incredulous look. "Your Jeep is a manual."

    "Just..." Stiles reaches out for him, fingers hooking around his belt loops. "Stay? Please." Stiles' eyes are big, shining. "I'll be quiet and pick up the gummy bears."

    -

    In which Derek and Stiles need to go on a roadtrip to plant an acorn.

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    05 Sep 2025

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    "Is that a thing the alpha does? Feed his bitch? Is being the bitch a good thing? With human connotations it's demeaning but in the wolf sense of the word it's not, so what does Derek actually mean by that?"

    "Nobody said anything about a bitch!" Scott wails and throws himself out of the car.

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    01 Sep 2025

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