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The Awkwardly Inelegant Misadventures of Amaya Kedves by MehrunesDagonbro
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
31 Aug 2025
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Summary
When Emperors start having weird dreams about you being the Hero destined to “close shut the jaws of Oblivion”—whatever that means—and finding his long-lost bastard son, you know things are going downhill fast. Especially when you've been thrown into a world where literal gates of Hell start opening up.
Between fighting evil cultists and demon lords, running errands for peasants, dodging the law like it’s Les Misérables, and relying on help from a cast of questionable lunatics—including an inconveniently handsome Nerevarine, the old Eternal Champion (fueled by revenge and sweetrolls), a tax-evading horse, and the only Bosmer in Tamriel who can’t shoot—Amaya is barely keeping up with her quest, let alone her sanity.
All Amaya wants is to survive the next week without being disemboweled, dismembered, or getting stabbed in weird locations. Preferably in that order.
Join our deeply inelegant protagonist on an awkward adventure as she tries to stay alive long enough to save the last heir to the Septim throne. Or at least kiss him. Eventually.
And to think, all of this started because Sheogorath got bored.
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Series
- Part 1 of This Shit is Weird
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- English
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