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    In another life, Orochimaru never leaves Konoha, opting to remain within the village that equally reveres and reviles him. Fighting a bitter battle against forces within the village that are more influential and well-positioned, he finds himself gifted with one last shining opportunity: three children, a team of genin, handed to him because Konoha has no better choice. Orochimaru agrees to become a jounin-sensei for the first and the last time, taking on the next generation's Team Seven: Uchiha Sasuke, Nara Shikamaru, and Uzumaki Naruto.

    [ A gradual exploration of the author's very liberal Naruto headcanon, with a good!Orochimaru (well, sorta good) who eventually becomes the Godaime Hokage. Lots of chakra theory, cool jutsu, in-depth backstories, character development, political intrigue, and den mother Orochimaru feels! Also featuring: BAMF baby Team 7! Be prepared to suspend your disbelief; this will be another one of my long-running intense worldbuilding AUs. Let's go have fun! ]

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    For as little as Fox held onto Mandalorian culture, he did believe in the Ka'ra. He believed that when death did come to take him, he'd find the arms of his brothers keeping him safe.

    The Ka'ra had other plans.

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    Alternatively, Fox finds himself in an unknown place, surrounded by unknown Mandalorians and does not have a good time for a while.

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    “Oh, for fuck’s sake.” Iruka smacks a hand against his cheek, feeling rough fabric under his touch. He runs a finger along it, confirming that it covers the bottom half of his face and hooks behind his ears (undoubtedly a medical mask), and then turns his head to where Tsunade is watching him with crossed arms. The movement causes a strand of silver hair to fall into his face. “Where the fuck is Kakashi?”

    “Funny. If I were anyone else, I would’ve gotten the impression that I was talking to him.”

    (or, iruka and kakashi swap bodies, iruka sees ghosts, dies, comes back and naruto has several mental breakdowns. not in that exact order)

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    Genma held up a photo pinched between his first and second fingers. Iruka’s smile froze on his face. “What are you doing with this?”

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    13 Jan 2026

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    Obi-Wan stared at the newcomer standing tense in the corner. Dark smoke curled around the other padawan’s boot like the tail of a lothcat.

    With a huff, Obi-Wan disengaged his own lightsaber and clipped it to his belt, bowing in greeting. “Hello, Padawan Antilles.”
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    Padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi makes a friend and the universe changes for the better.

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    29 Dec 2025