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Team Canada is undefeated, the Olympic Village is buzzing, and Shane Hollander just wants to focus on hockey.
Unfortunately, his husband has discovered capitalism for himself.
When the Olympic Committee announces a condom shortage across the Village, Shane assumes it’s just another chaotic headline in an already surreal tournament. What he does not expect is to discover that Ilya Rozanov has been quietly selling their unused “complimentary health supplies” to stressed-out rookies and possibly half the international athletes...for five euros each.
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09 Mar 2026
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Sing, O muse, of the Rage of Achilles by toastje
Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer, The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller
27 Jul 2024
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Odysseus has finally managed to get his friends back together to continue the campaign they’ve been playing. A great epic about the battle on the beaches of Ilium. Or Iliad, if you will.
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Odysseus; the DM who grows ever more exasperated as his friends get further and further away from the plot points he prepared.
Achilles; the “it’s what my character would do” raging barbarian, who rolls too many natural 20s for it to be considered just luck.
Patroclus; the lawful good oath of devotion paladin who is 150% of Achilles’ self-restraint.
Ajax; the human fighter who’s also just kinda… there (it’s his first time playing and he has no idea what he’s doing)Series
- Part 1 of Odysseus needs new friends
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26 Feb 2026
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Seven Days by CrimsonFox141
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, The Iliad - Homer, Seven Days (Manga), Seven Days (2015)
20 Oct 2024
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“Don’t you have a ‘look’ you like the most? Like a type of body, a type of face. Cute, sexy, stuff like that.”
“A type of…” Achilles trailed off as he thought about it. He looked at Patroclus carefully and tilted his head. “I like your face, Patroclus. Is that what you mean?”
Patroclus found himself at a loss for words, a little mystified by this entire interaction. It simply wasn’t possible that someone like Achilles didn’t have a type. Were it not for his candid tone and docile expression, Patroclus would have thought he was lying.
An idea formed in Patroclus’ mind, laughable in his absurdity, but also somewhat experimental. He wanted to test the bounds of Achilles’ seeming ‘anything goes’ approach to attraction. It was all totally out of impulse. So, when he said what he said next, he hadn’t expected him to say yes.
“Go out with me, Achilles.”
Achilles is Patroclus' younger schoolmate with an infamous reputation. Every week he'll go out with the first person to ask then break up with them on the seventh day. Patroclus decides to put this to the test. One simple question will lead them down a path that neither of them would have ever expected.
*Updated in real time.*
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26 Feb 2026
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guilty sins by Anonymous
Fandoms: 헌터는 조용히 살고 싶다 - 백삼 | The Hunter’s Gonna Lay Low - Baek Sam
09 Dec 2024
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Cha Eui-jae is caught as an 'unregistered' S class guide in a post-apocalyptic world dominated by alpha espers barely managing off of guiding drugs because of the scarcity of guides.
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Or, this is the author saying, "Fuck it. I'm just going to give J a harem and throw every single trope I want in there." (Sorry, I have too many pairings and AUs I want, but I'm not writing separate fics for them.)
Basically, an extremely self-indulgent semi-dark nsfw A/B/O Esper/Guide with normal canon Awakener dynamics AU
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26 Feb 2026
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The World Is Yours, If You Seek The Good by BambiRex for Sokkas_First_Fangirl
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
03 Feb 2024
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Used and abused by humans, Jaskier and Yennefer believe they are alone and with no reason to trust anybody. That is, until they meet each other - and then, a couple of other strange misfits.
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26 Feb 2026