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Written for seniorpotato on tumblr, who asked for a sort-of-Frozen!AU
Every Hobbit in the Shire has a Season. The children of Summer are known for their fires, the Springs for their skills at gardening and healing, and the Autumns for the winds that they can bend to their will.
Bilbo Baggins has a different Season, a cursed Season.
Bilbo Baggins is a child of Winter, blamed by many for the suffering of the Fell Winter of his infancy. Shunned and forced to restrain his powers with an amulet, Bilbo suddenly finds his skills needed to assist a horde of suicidal Dwarves on their Quest to kill a dragon.
Fire cannot kill a dragon, but perhaps Ice can... if it can be controlled.- Language:
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“What weapon do you prefer? Ax or sword?”
“Accidents”, was Bilbo’s bland reply. “Preferably about a month after the initial confrontation if they haven’t apologized yet. It helps allay suspicion.”
Tomatoes used to be considered both poisonous and an aphrodisiac. Idea- it is impossible to poison a hobbit with anything less than a morgul blade. Discuss the Company’s reaction to watching Bilbo eat ‘poisonous’ things. Extra credit if dwarves actually believe salad will kill them.
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- Part 1 of Accidents are the Best Weapon
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29 Jan 2026
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Comes Around Again by scarletjedi
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - All Media Types
08 Aug 2016
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Gimli closes his eyes, an old Dwarf on the brink of death in the home he had built with his husband in the Undying Lands, and opens them again as a young Dwarf in his childhood home in Ered Luin. He's returned to the tumultuous week before The Company set out to recruit their Burglar from his cosy hobbit hole. Gimli, once again a impetuous teen in the eyes of his family, must get into that Company--the lives of his loved ones, and the very fate of Middle Earth--depends on it.
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- Part 1 of Third by Experience
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29 Jan 2026
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this was so awesome and so was the art. funny
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Beard, axes, muddy boots and all. by Ronile
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works
31 Aug 2013
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Everyone assumes Gimli is male, and she likes it that way.
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- Part 1 of Muddy Boots Universe
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28 Jan 2026
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Lilies for Luck by Chrononautical
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
23 Sep 2024
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Thorin Oakenshield needs to speak with the proprietor of a local flower shop. Some piddling allergies won't be enough to stand in his way.
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26 Jan 2026