metamorphicmoon

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  1. Public Bookmark 62

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    ‘I do not think I could be your guide in this particular matter, Sir,’ I say. ‘It might be more appropriate for you to discover such things yourself. Alternatively, there are several anatomical and medical books I could recommend to you.’

    ‘No, Jeeves. It’s got to be now. I need to know.’

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    06 Apr 2026

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    Beautiful lyrical complex Jooster. Love to have the internality of Jeeves explored so obliquely and then so thoroughly. A coy style.

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    Dean is jumpy as shit. Why one possibly Icelandic beep-boop specialist has him on edge while Mick Jagger’s own vocal coach barely got his heart rate over 55bpm is a goddamn mystery. Maybe it’s the harp solos from that sample track; maybe Dean’s nervous that this is his last shot and if this guy can’t save Dean from filling out the back end of his contract with “Best Of” and “Live In Concert” compilations he might as well walk into the fucking sea.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Written to be inevitable and very hot in a sort of coy way. Music industry and fame and tacos and falling out of love with a core part of creativity/yourself.

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    Ever since she’d been small, Hermione’s reward for good marks had been a rampage through a bookshop, so the day she tore open her O.W.L.s results and triumphantly brandished the eleven Outstandings, her beaming mother said, “We’ll go to Foyles tomorrow,” without any discussion required.

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    24 Dec 2025

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    Astolat does it again - a truly bumptious and rollicking Dramione fic with a healthy dose of unhealthy Oxford romanticism. 10/10 will read again

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    A story of loss and grief, the best section of the newspaper, art appreciation, good and bad detective work and the awful way around words of Harry Potter.

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    11 Aug 2025

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    Spectacular and peculiar.

  5. Public Bookmark 34

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    An alternative turn of events from Rise of the Nutters. For the prompt: Malcolm fucks Ollie over the sink. Hard. And he talks dirty all the way through it.

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    19 Jan 2025

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    A classic of the form! Ollie/Malcolm, as nasty as you’d like