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    Harry Potter's fifteenth birthday starts off just like all the others...for the first few seconds, at least. The gift he receives changes his entire life.

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    25 Apr 2026

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    “Go on then,” he said. His tongue flicked out to wet his lips. “Explain to me why Penelope Featherington is not getting satisfactorily railed on the regular, because I’ve never been able to work it out.”

    The way he said her name - Penelope fucking Featherington - was thrilling. It made her feel powerful.

    “I just want someone to hold me down and make me take it. They can focus on their orgasm, and I can worry about my own. I guess they call it free use.” She tried to sound nonchalant, as if she didn’t know that was exactly what it was called.

    There was a pause and then: “Fuck,” he mumbled, and they both watched as Colin’s video game character got brutally eviscerated on the screen. GAME OVER flashed up in big red letters.

     

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    Penelope tells flatmate Colin about her free use fantasy, and they come to an arrangement. What could go wrong?

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    18 Apr 2026

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    In September of 1971, Severus Snape finds a forgotten portrait of the Slytherin family in a dark corner of the Slytherin Common Room. At the time, he has no idea that talking portrait will affect the rest of his life.

    By December, Nizar has been free of a portrait's boundaries for a little over a month. Just in time for things to start to get interesting: he is less than impressed by Death Eaters, agrees with Sirius Black that 12 Grimmauld Place should possibly be burned to the ground, and learns a few things he'd really prefer to avoid.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    In September of 1971, Severus Snape finds a forgotten portrait of the Slytherin family in a dark corner of the Slytherin Common Room. At the time, he has no idea that talking portrait will affect the rest of his life.


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    16 Apr 2026

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    In September of 1971, Severus Snape finds a forgotten portrait of the Slytherin family in a dark corner of the Slytherin Common Room. At the time, he has no idea that talking portrait will affect the rest of his life.

    On 31st July 1995, Harry Potter disappears from Little Whinging a few minutes after midnight. The means of his departure are unfathomable, and the Order's only relief in their concern is the fact that Voldemort was not responsible.

    The rest of Wizarding Britain is too busy tearing down their Wizarding Savior via the press to be much concerned, at least until certain Slytherin allies decide that enough is fucking well enough.

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    10 Apr 2026