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"You look awful. Aw, Birdie, what's— you're so pale!" Matt gasps. He moves forward and pats Jay's face, then notices the phone book. "And cold! Who're you calling, who's... Ling's Fresh Meat and Poultry? What is this?"
"I'm out of food." Jay dials and waits.
"Oh! Like you're, you're out of blood! Shit, why didn’t you just say something? I could've shifted gears, we could've done a blood-for-Bird plan! A Bird food plan." Matt sputters.
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Matt and Jay try to make it through quarantine...
3/24: now with art! :)
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24 Mar 2026
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it was like that when we got here by Wheat From Chaff (wheatfromchaff)
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
20 Mar 2026
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"I'm from the future," Jay says at last.
That's not possible, is Matt's first thought but he clamps down on it because this is Jay, and Jay is wandering Spadina, and Jay is also here in his room. So. Something impossible is now possible and it may as well be time travel.
"You're a time traveller." Matt giggles. "Holy shit. Holy shit. How did you—? No, never mind that, what am I thinking. Do you have a sports almanac on you? Any winning lotto numbers?"
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22 Mar 2026
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“You should be saying sorry for waking me up,” Matt suggests, like Jay should have thought of it first and he can’t believe he didn’t. Jay opens eyes he hadn’t realized he had closed, looking up at Matt who hovers over him. He’s got an expectant look on his face. “Go ahead, say it.”
“What?”
“Say you’re sorry for waking me up. Maybe then I’ll get you off.”
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22 Mar 2026
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Dante choked, a little. “Holy shit,” he said out loud, and hugged Vergil back, a little awkwardly. “You really missed me, huh?”
“You’re my twin brother,” said Vergil, softly. “Is it really so strange I’d hug you?”
Was it? Vergil wasn’t a huggy guy. He tended to avoid being touched, which was fine, Dante knew how to respect people’s boundaries, but—was it really so strange that his own twin could stand to hold him? Why was he so surprised? Vergil had done this before. Right?
(no no something’s not right here something isn’t right wake up Dante wake up)
“Guess not,” Dante said, warmly, patting his twin brother on the back of the head.
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07 Mar 2026
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Sephiroth's Black Materia Seductions [GONE SEXUAL] by Nihonotari
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Final Fantasy VII Remake and Rebirth (Video Games 2020-2024), Final Fantasy Series
30 Jan 2026
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After the destruction of the Temple of the Ancients, Sephiroth implores Cloud to hand over the black materia. But his puppet refuses to hand over the bauble to him, Sephiroth strips naked and offers himself in exchange for the black materia. The pent-up Cloud becomes dominated by the chauvinistic libido flowing through him and he prepares to destroy Sephiroth's ass with his giant 'buster sword'.
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31 Jan 2026