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Kim Dokja turns away and stares determinedly at the wall. He puts his hand on his stuff and moves it around a little. And. Thinks about the upcoming scenarios. Thinks about the hidden pieces he needs to collect. Thinks about what he’s going to have for dinner. He does not get hard.
What did he do about this before the scenarios started…? Oh, that’s right, nothing. It’s always been like this. He can’t picture women because that would be disrespectful and he can’t picture men because he’s not gay, and he doesn’t know what else he’s supposed to think about when he does something like this. Hesitantly, he tries to imagine that stupid dress, and he thinks his dick twitches a little bit, but also he feels like throwing up, so he stops.
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The first time Rin tries to kill herself, she's fifteen. She throws herself off of the school roof and wakes up twelve hours later in intensive care. A decade later, she's living a perfect life, and she's ready to try again.
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Help! My best friend’s a fujoshi and she’s unknowingly shipping me with myself?! by normalcdf
Fandoms: 人气角色扮演中 | Roleplaying the Dark Horse Character - 白昼粥白
03 Apr 2026
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Cheng Yao ships the cold-faced but soft-hearted Li and the mysterious villain Heige from the manga Extreme Black and White- how could she not?! Two extremely attractive male gods- well, that’s pretty much all the justification she has so far, but what more could she possibly need? Li Li, her roommate, has always proofread her works, and she doesn’t see why that should change now, even if they’re a little more explicit than usual. There’s just one problem: Li Li is also a part-time transmigrator who happens to secretly be the person behind the masks of both Li and Heige, and she feels… some sort of way about the whole situation.
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In a world where people's wings are feathered by being loved, the only things poking out of Rin's back are bare and fleshy sticks, devoid of any indication of affection directed towards her. It's a strange and unfortunate condition, but not proof of a lack of love- how could it be, when there are so many people so infatuated with her?
Ha. That's what people say, to her face and behind her back. It really makes her sick.
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Gem has a couple of clones that she's allegedly keeping around for the sake of scientific discovery, but mostly uses as sex toys. Etho, visiting her base unannounced, falls asleep at a table in the laboratory. Neither of them can really be blamed for the misunderstanding that follows.
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if your revenge isn’t satisfying, it’s probably because you’re doing something wrong by normalcdf
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Jan 2026
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Proud Immortal Demon's Way was not a book with morals, but if it had been, they might have went something along the lines of this: Revenge will only leave you empty and unsatisfied. Just ask Luo Binghe, or Qiu Haitang- everything they did to Shen Qingqiu left them hollow, unfulfilled, thirsting for more and unable to ever get it. Even Liu Mingyan, who only wanted him dead for justice's sake, has not stopped grieving her brother. Justice is an empty thing. Nothing has been set right by Shen Qingqiu's death. No one is happier for it.
(No one asks Ning Yingying what she thinks about her revenge, or if she was satisfied by it, because no one has realized that she wanted revenge at all to begin with. But maybe that's for the better- she'd probably rate vengeance too high to fit in with that moral.)
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fucking until the sun burns out by normalcdf
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Jan 2026
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Ning Yingying grinds her foot into Liu Mingyan's stomach. "Luo Binghe thought about castrating Shizun. Taking a sword and cutting out his manhood. He never did it- I guess even he got squeamish sometimes. But don't you think you deserve to sit with the same uncertainty? Will I cut you open up into your womb? Won't I? Think about it."
Liu Mingyan holds back a groan. She wants that. It's only fair, after all. It's just fairness if Ning Yingying sticks her hand into her, splits her open, breaks her apart, ruins her in every way and then leaves her to bleed out, except- Ning Yingying doesn't want that. She'll do it, but she doesn't want it.
(this is just the murder torture sex that "we can fuck until the sun burns out" faded to black on.)
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we can fuck until the sun burns out by normalcdf
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Jan 2026
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Liu Mingyan discovers the truth about her brother’s death and attempts to set things right. Ning Yingying goes above and beyond to help her, which makes sense, because she has always known the truth about her shizun. But if that’s how things are, then why did she help kill him in the first place?
(The problem here is that Ning Yingying loves easily, but not completely.)
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Tenten drags Neji into a night to remember- first, by freeing her from the seal that's kept her life under the control of her clan for almost as long as she can remember, and then, when things escalate, by showing her what pleasure can look like.
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Rin N.
Friday, December 3, 9:56 pmYeah there's something wrong with you on a fundamental level that makes all of us hate you and anyone who tells you otherwise is lying because they know you'll make a big fuss about it :) You're pretty much one of the worst people on the planet and the world would be better without you.
Genma S.
Friday, December 3, 9:58 pmThanks, Rin. I can always trust you to be honest.
Rin N.
Friday, December 3, 10:04 pmGenuinely do you guys even read my posts
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- Part 7 of rin week 2025
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perfect tempered instrument by normalcdf
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Nov 2025
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Liu Mingyan understands Ning Yingying better than anyone else. This is, all things considered, still not very much. It is enough to drag her closer, into Ning Yingying orbit, into Ning Yingying's arms, and into Ning Yingying's life, until Liu Mingyan has selfishly decided that she deserves to be there, and so it's only natural that she is there.
(By the time Liu Mingyan realizes that she wants Ning Yingying, it's already too late.)
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A solid hour after Sakura was supposed to be at the academy, Ino dumps her into the middle of the floor. There are three students left: her students. They do not seem to be impressed. This is only because they don't know how terrifying Ino can be.
"Your sensei," Ino announces, and then wipes her hands off on her pants and leaves.
or: Sakura meets her genin. She hates them already.
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- Part 6 of rin week 2025
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city law requires you to keep your dog on a leash by normalcdf
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
16 Nov 2025
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Kakashi knows that the voice in his head telling him to kill himself isn't really Rin. He's doing much better these days- and that's the confusing bit, isn't it? That he's only started hearing this after he's stopped seeing blood on his hands every other night, after he's stopped wanting to die. He knows that it's not really Rin begging him to chase after her, but... it doesn't really seem like he's the one thinking this stuff, either.
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- Part 5 of rin week 2025
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Rin gets sick. She'd like to take care of this by curling up and waiting to either get better or die in the solitude of her apartment; her teammates have a different idea for how she should be treated. Their insistence on coddling her might be touching if they were doing it for Rin, and not the person they thought she was.
For Rin, this kind of gentleness is the most unbearable cruelty of all.
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- Part 4 of rin week 2025
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When they met for the first time, Konan made a promise. She swore to dig into Rin, pull out the soft insides she never thought she'd be able to understand, and kill her and then anyone else who might carry on her memory. Rin wanted to die, and she wanted to be understood. Konan wanted to give her everything she ever wanted. She has never wavered in this. Her duty to Rin, her duty to her teammates, and her duty to her village all draw her along to one ending that she doesn't dare deny- until Kaguya's entrance onto the stage changes everything.
or: Rin, Konan, Kaguya, and a finale a decade in the making.
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- Part 3 of rin week 2025
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It starts small. A body tangled in the branches of the tree outside her window, rotting underneath her bed, floating in the tub. Before long, though, Rin can't even go outside without corpses falling out of the sky in a trail behind her.
Some people might be unnerved by constantly finding their own dead body. It doesn't unnerve Rin. There is nothing more natural to her than looking into her own glassy, life-less eyes.
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- Part 2 of rin week 2025
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meat deep fried (with a garnish and side!) by normalcdf
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Nov 2025
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Luo Binghe meets a kind version of his Shizun and attempts to find out what made him that way. Along the way, he talks to Ning Yingying, thinks about Ning Yingying, meets another universe's Ning Yingying, and completely fails to understand anything about Ning Yingying. She suffered under the same man as he did, right? So why are her feelings so hard to dissect?
(This is not a story about Shen Qingqiu, regardless of how badly Luo Binghe would like it to be.)
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Nohara Rin meets a strange person who knows her far, far too intimately. She claims to have read a book about Rin in another life- claims to have been one of her biggest fans. Rin doesn't have any choice but to believe her. After all, how else could she have known all those things about Rin?
or: a short sidequest that changes nothing
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- Part 1 of rin week 2025
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When Gem sees Etho's pleading eyes, she can't just stand by and do nothing. She can't let such a beautiful girl stay trapped in her own skin, caged by legacy and fear. Etho's begging to be let out. She's begging to be given permission to be what she always has been: a woman. But Gem knows that direct confrontation won't lead to anything pretty, not when it comes to Etho. She's too repressed for that. Gem will have to find another way to set Etho free: such as, purely theoretically, lacing her food with estrogen tablets for several months.
And if Gem wants to come check in on the results, well, what's wrong with that? She's been working hard to help Etho let lose. Shouldn't she get to enjoy the fruits of her labor?
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Before You Form a Close Homoerotic Bond With Your War Buddy, You Should Probably Check to Make Sure That He’s Into Guys by normalcdf
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
16 Sep 2025
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You should probably check to make sure that he’s into anyone at all, actually.
Gintoki is many things; a romantic is not one of them. He’s embarrassingly easy to fall in love with, unfortunately, but at least none of his admirers are alone in their unrequited feelings. They should really form a support group or something.