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A collection of short stories about girls pooping their pants, since it’s my favorite activity.
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08 Aug 2025
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Dib’s first mission in the Irken Field Surveillance Unit isn’t glamorous. When the assignments were announced, his peers shook their heads, patted his shoulder, and half-heartedly said “there’s always next time” while they murmured amongst themselves that the mission was a dud. His professor lamented over the order, called it a punishment for Dib’s interest in “real science,” and tried to cheer him up - but Dib wasn’t upset. It didn’t matter if the planet he was assigned to was essentially in galactic backwater, far away from everyone else and even further from any real civilizational development. Dib’s been itching for freedom in any form, and this planet, however simple, however boring, has granted his wish.
Dib arrives on Earth feeling prepared. He did his research (well, with what little information he could find), and he's always excelled in his training. He knows how to be quiet, calm; how to blend in and observe with excruciating detail. He even joins the public school system…
Only to be outed by a human on his first day.
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- Part 1 of Blank Slate AU
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18 Jun 2025
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Your usual train ride home is delayed, and much to your dismay you desperately need a toilet
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16 Jun 2025
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When Tallest Purple goes to Vort to deal with some political nonsense, Tallest Red is left alone on the Massive. Soon growing bored, he asks the ship's brothel to send him one of their drones to play with. The worker who comes to him ends up being even more delightful than he expected.
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01 Jun 2025
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The Control Brains announce a ritual to be conducted, and the Tallest have to comply.
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07 Apr 2025