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• call all you want, but there's no one home (and you're not gonna reach my telephone) by paladding

  Fandoms: Bodies (TV 2023)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M, M/M
  • Work in Progress

  12 Nov 2023

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  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Alfred Hillinghead/Henry Ashe
  • Iris Maplewood/Gabriel Defoe
  • Karl Weissman | Charles Whiteman & Esther Jankovsky
  • Alfred Hillinghead
  • Henry Ashe
  • Iris Maplewood
  • Shahara Hasan
  • Karl Weissman | Charles Whiteman
  • Esther Jankovsky
  • Charlotte Hillinghead (mentioned)
  • Gabriel Defoe
  • Young Polly Hillinghead
  • shahara being everyone's mom again (real)
  • esther and karl have a sibling dynamic and i will die on this hill
  • don't ask me how any of them got a hold of a phone and much less the capacity to make a groupchat
  • chatfic
  • sort of a fix-it i guess??
  • no beta we die like defoe

  Summary

  Weissman somehow gets hold of a phone and makes a groupchat. Crack ensues.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  907

  Chapters:

  1/?

  Comments:

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  Kudos:

  117

  Bookmarks:

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