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    UPDATE (30.09.2025): Chapters from 1-22 are gonna get updated soon due to me finally learning how to space things out correctly + to fix the formatting in the dialogues and such. NEW SCENES ARE GOING TO BE ADDED AS WELL.

    In a chaotic twist of fate (or more like a weird trial from an ancient, cosmic axolotl), you find yourself married to Bill Cipher, the interdimensional demon and chaos incarnate. Two weeks into your new life together, you're just trying to survive the absurdity of being legally bound to a two-dimensional triangle with a massive ego and questionable decision-making skills. With Bill floating around making strange observations about the horrors of human biology and occasionally trying to "bond," things are... well, let's just say "normal" isn't in the cards. Will this be the most dysfunctional marriage in the multiverse? Probably. Will you survive? Maybe. Will it be hilarious? Absolutely.

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    04 May 2025

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    “Is this to become a habit, Jim?”

    3 times Kirk kisses Spock while on duty, 1 time Spock kisses Kirk while on duty, and 1 time no one's on duty

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    28 Jan 2023

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    “Stel, Spock and I aren’t like the ambassador and his Jim. We aren’t romantically involved.”

    “But you will be.”
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    Spock leaves Starfleet to assist in rebuilding New Vulcan. Jim chases him.

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    28 Jan 2023

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    The Proposal/Spirk crossover that popped into my head one day and refused to leave me alone!

    For those of you who haven't seen The Proposal (it's hilarious and I highly recommend it):

    Spock is threatened with deportation back to Vulcan. In order to remain on Earth, he forces Jim into a fake engagement to get a marriage Visa. As they visit Jim's family over the holidays, they try and sell their fake engagement and hilarity, angst, and realization of feelings ensue.

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    16 Jan 2023

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    “Jim! Do you want to explain why Starfleet has requested my expertise on a trip to New Vulcan as the personal physician to James Kirk?”

    “Probably because you have that list of my allergies memorized.”

    “Jim,” he said warningly.

    “Fine you caught me, I'm going off to New Vulcan to get married to a man I’ve never met and you need to be there so I don't die. After said wedding I will then be gone for over a year while we work on a test tube baby to save the world.”

    “Fine then don't tell me, but I'll find out eventually.” he began to walk off.

    “Leonard…”

    “You're kidding me.”

     

    In a time line where Spock didn't join Star fleet the incident with Nero still happened but with unforeseen consequences. With half the population sick James Kirk steps up to work with a Vulcan scientist on a uninhabited planet to solve the problem.

     

    Based off Honeymoon in Hell by Fredric Brown

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    12 Jan 2023