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    “Wilson!” he calls, willing to concede if only to understand what the hell is going on. “You can stop now! You win!”

    “Hm?” Wilson reappears in the doorway, knotting some hideously patterned tie. “If this is about the poker game I know you cheated on—”

    “This prank,” House says, gesturing all around the apartment. “You got me, you don’t have to—”

    But in the action of waving his hand around, his gaze catches on a shiny glint on his finger. He blinks at it. Once, twice. It can’t be.

    He’s wearing a wedding ring.

    Out of the corner of his eye, he sees Wilson place his hands on his hips, roll his eyes. There’s a similar band on his left hand, fourth finger—the designated marriage finger. The sight is not unfamiliar to House, what with Wilson’s endless stream of wives, but House has never seen a matching ring on his own hand. Certainly not one that matches Wilson’s.

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    Or, where House wakes up in an alternate universe where he and Wilson are married.

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    24 Jan 2026

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    When James Wilson came to work this morning, he was expecting a normal day. That is, he has been expecting to tell a few people they were dying, getting bullied into buying his grumpy best friend lunch, maybe flirting with the new nurse in radiology to make him feel just a little better about his third divorce. What he has not been expecting is to be locked in his office with a madman, staring down the barrel of a gun.

    or, wilson gets shot and locked in his office. he and house have a conversation

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    23 Jan 2026

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    Green Prince Acacio's lover is long gone. However, after the tragic destruction of his war machined-turned lover, Yukia, a weaverspawn of foreign origin offers him a deal; either repair what fragment of his lover is still left into a new mechanical form, or let them reunite one final time before putting them to rest for good.

    Acacio doesn't know how to move on.

    (or; a retelling of the green prince, but he lives.)

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    Elderly Iruka goes back to his pranking ways! (What's the Hokage going to do; arrest him?)

    He's a menace.

    And of course, Kakashi is complicit.

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    12 Jan 2026

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    The first poker game on the Enterprise-E takes an unusual turn when certain aspects of Data's emotion chip are brought up. For the LGBTfest prompt Star Trek: The Next Generation, Data, Having emotions includes having a sexual orientation. He's not sure why everyone expected it to be heterosexuality.

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    04 Jan 2026

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