poorly_animated

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  1. Public Bookmark 26

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    After Paddy is released from Ghadzi, Eoin needs him to stay out of trouble for one night. Just one.

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    03 Oct 2025

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    "So you want me to like, teach you how to fuck a chick. Hands-on."

    "It doesn't have to go that far," Adrian said, and the alcohol must have been hitting him more now because his face was a lot redder than before. "But at my age, people kind of expect you to be good at kissing and I've… never actually done that."

    "I'm gonna teach you," Chris decided aloud, full of resolve. "'Cus I'm your fuckin' friend, and I'm a pussy magnet. And if you can get even half– no– even a one-eighth of what I know, you'll be drowning in pussy, too."

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    Two idiots manipulate themselves into having sex with each other. But not real sex. Because it's just, like, practice.

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    01 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    Eoin sorts them a nice hotel room for Paddy’s birthday.

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    19 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    Paddy and Bill are snowed in together in a ski chalet in the French Alps. This may be the only thing that can get them to admit their feelings for each other.

    Which they do. But they fuck about it first.

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    08 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 21

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    “Fuck you,” Augustin says weakly.

    Paddy can feel his thighs start to tremble. With a devilish prod of his fingers, voice low and slow and syrupy, he asks, “What do you want, dear faery?”

    Augustin is quiet for a moment, during which Paddy can only imagine he is, as the French are wont, assembling the strength to surrender.

    Or, Paddy and Augustin have sex in one of the trucks in the middle of the night. For Paddy, it feels a bit like a revelation.

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    06 Sep 2025