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Eddie Munson is the bane of your existence. He’s also the best fuck of your life.
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Eddie Munson and ecstasy, what more could you ask for?
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You can’t help the way that you’re reacting to his words, your pulse quickening and your body feeling almost uncomfortably hot. Astarion doesn’t fail to take notice, and a sly smile crosses his face. He also finally starts to move closer to you, speaking again only when he’s beside you, looking down at you with an undoubtedly hungry look on his face. “Not to mention that I've started having the most delicious dreams.”
In the back of your mind, you remark that it’s almost comforting to know that he’s also apparently been plagued with thoughts about the two of you, though you suspect his desires might be a bit different in nature.
A moment of silence passes and you reconsider the thought, because really, how different could they be?
“What kind of dreams?”
“Certainly ones that shouldn’t be spoken aloud.”
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throwing my hat in the ring of astarion/reader menstruation kink fics
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16 May 2024
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You’ll need more than a pretty penny to change this corrupt magistrate’s mind.
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16 May 2024
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Summary: after the fall of the Netherbrain, the whole city toasts its heroes. And when you indulge, your vampire tastes the wine in your blood. That booth you share is oh, so private… until it’s not any longer…
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- Part 10 of Bites in the Night
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15 May 2024
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Tav seemed perfectly normal in their day to day, but Astarion knew that she was avoiding him. It had been that way since the last time he had fed on her.
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13 May 2024
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Pieces Still Stuck In Your Teeth by howlsmovinglibrary
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
22 May 2024
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“I mean it,” she said. “Don’t kill anyone, Astarion. You’ve gotten what you wanted. Seven thousand lives was enough.”
“I don’t take orders from you anymore. You just said so, yourself.”
“The moment you kill someone,” Rose replied, “is the moment I'll know that my next task is to stop you.”
“Darling,” Astarion grinned, “I would sincerely like to see you try.”
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The Vampire Ascendent has crossed a line. Eleven years after making the biggest mistake of her life and losing the man she loved, tiefling wizard (now Archmage) Rosalie decides it’s time to put this Astarion in the ground for good. Hopefully, both her head and her heart are strong enough to see this awful task through to its end.
(A lovers-to-enemies, ‘we’re divorced and going to make it everyone else’s problem’, Vampire-Ascendent-aesthetic-but-make- it “I can STILL fix him’ fic)
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- Part 5 of Rat Bastard Boi (BG3)
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12 May 2024