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“So, you want to be dominated. And bound?” Draco worked to keep his tone even.
“Not necessarily. Well, yes, I suppose you could interpret it that way.” Hermione paused as she considered the possibility. “Certainly, empirical observation and experimentation, given carefully pre-determined measures, would be vastly superior to what I have managed to excavate thus far.”
“And that would be…”
“Well, really, there are a dearth of reliable sources.” Her tone suggested annoyance at the failure of the BDSM community to provide adequate, scientific justification for the basis of most practices. “It really is shocking how little empirical and evidence-based literature exists, particularly anything subjected to multiple layers of anonymous peer review. I’ve been reliant on muggle-sourced, fictionalized video, brief instructional manuals, some reflective essays, and re-imagined narrative works utilizing characters and plots derived from existing media.”
“You are consulting porn.”
“Only to augment the sparse extant literature.”
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Or, they do it for science .
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Inconvenient Arrangements by TroublesomeObsessions
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Sep 2025
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Two years after the war, Severus Snape wants nothing more than quiet work and solitude. The Ministry has other plans— marriages to rebuild wizarding numbers.
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Hermione Granger and the Art of Going Unnoticed by letterheaded
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Apr 2025
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Hermione Granger, war heroine and brightest witch of her age, is sick and tired of being famous. Luckily for her, she finds a spell to hide her from the prying eyes of crazed fans, peers who can't seem to do their own work, and impromptu love declarations from pesky Slytherins.
But there's only one problem; Draco Malfoy just can't help but see her.
A slow-ish burn Hogwarts Eighth Year AU, featuring an angry Hermione Granger, slightly unrealistic magical charm extensions, chaotic Slytherins, and unhinged sexual escapades.
This work is inspired by the dynamic between Fleabag and the Priest in the TV series Fleabag (in particular, his ability to tell when she's breaking the fourth wall) - you don't need to have seen the show to understand.
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Harry Potter and the BANGUS-BOOMUS-BANGUS CURSE by finding_truth_amongst_the_fiction
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Sep 2025
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Harry’s had enough of Dark Lords, prophecies, and destiny.
So when the Ministry pushes him too far, he takes matters into his own hands - with a little help from an old WWII uniform and a very unconventional “spell.”Or: The one where Harry Potter steals a gun and stops playing by wizarding rules.
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- Part 3 of Crack Fic one shots
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10 Sep 2025
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harry has a gun
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What if the Deathly Hallows was done differently?
What if some of the bad guys were not so bad?
What if there was a lot more collaboration and communication?
What if Draco ends up on the run with the Golden Trio?Rules:
Please do not tell Rodolphus where Severus hides the good wine.
Please do not cast Muffliato spells around Phineas.
Please do not tell Draco he is about to go camping.Series
- Part 1 of Oops! I Joined The Good Guys Series