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"Doctor, with all due respect, you have not showered for weeks. This has to end now." Stone groaned. Robotnik, trying to escape, said, "Okay! Okay! I will take a shower this evening! Okay?" "Not good enough. You're taking a shower right now," Stone said bluntly, walking to the bathroom.
Stone has tolerated everything: world domination tantrums, explosions, evil monologues, and watching Dr. Ivo Robotnik crawl out of his second near-death experience smelling like bad decisions. He tolerated being the man's personal nurse for the following months, tolerated his lack of hygiene while the man soaked in his depressive telenovela phase.
Today is not that day.
Out of patience and out of excuses, Stone stages an aggressive self-care intervention involving soap, clean clothes, and zero room for argument. Unfortunately for both of them, months of restraint, proximity, and Stone finally snapping turns a simple fix-him plan into something… significantly less professional.
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It’s mandatory, they said. Just a routine donation, they said.
Dr. Ivo Robotnik, the Pentagon’s most temperamental genius, is forced to give blood for a workplace health initiative. His assigned nurse, Stone, smiles too much, talks too softly, and seems far too interested in Ivo’s veins.
Then strange things start happening—missing samples, odd bruises, and a nurse who keeps turning up at night.
Ivo wants to file a complaint. What he gets instead… is a date....with a vampire. -
It takes two dads to make a couple by satchihatchi
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
09 Nov 2025
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Ivo Robotnik returns from the Mushroom Planet with one goal: vengeance.
He’s ready to make the world — and Stone — pay for abandoning him.
But instead of finding a broken assistant begging for forgiveness, he finds… a mortgage, a cozy kitchen, and a small child who calls Stone dad.
Turns out, revenge gets complicated when your ex-minion apparently had your baby. -
Operation: Dance Floor by satchihatchi
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
06 Nov 2025
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Dr. Ivo Robotnik is the Pentagon’s most brilliant (and insufferable) weapons engineer—grumpy, sharp-tongued, and utterly allergic to human contact. So when a national Latin dance championship becomes the center of a suspected terrorist threat, it makes perfect sense to send him undercover.
As a competitor.
In sequins..... with Agent Stone—his loyal assistant, ex-military handler, and disturbingly talented dancer—as his fake partner.Aka: a mix of Miss Congeniality and Dirty Dancing 2 with Robotnik and Stone placed into an undercover role for the national Latino dance competition to find a terrorist and save the day....with things getting more than tangled up between them.
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Accidentally Married by satchihatchi
Fandoms: Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera & Related Fandoms
27 Oct 2023
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Erik hates that his big love of life invites him to her wedding. It should be him to stand beside her, not some blond idiot from a wealthy family. Heartbroken and filled with anxiety, he suffers at the wedding party. To make it worse, someone actually invites to the party Erik's close friend from Persia, Nadir. They didn't see each other for years and now they face the fact they are at the party where everyone is judging them. And at the moment Christine asks Erik where he has his date, Nadir makes up a lie that he actually is Erik's fiancee, finally returning to France to settle down. Such a little lie can not hurt anyone, right?
But you know what they say about fake relationships:
They don't last fake forever,...
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