schmirius
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Wherever you go, there you are.
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This is not a cigarettes in bed situation.
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Happy Kinktober!
Prompt: Lucius/Izzy, wall sexMy stories for the month can be found as a series here.
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And they all lived happily ever after and opened up Pyrate Theatre, putting on the best fuckin shows on the high seas three nights a week with matinees. Everybody gets to write a play, and they have certainly put on some plays. The stage is set: tonight, it's opening night for Ed.
Unless something absolutely horrible happens first.
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A soft, intimate supper: tricky for Ed, manageable for Stede, just right for Izzy. They're going to make tender love to Izzy after this, they just know it.
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Trying to write a little bit once a day and dash off a whole bunch of short stories during October. Fuck it, pump 'em out.
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In which there is plenty of Fang to go around.
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“Captain’s unhappy with our performance,” Izzy growls out. He can see them in the corner of his vision. They share glances. Frenchie’s mop stills.
He pulls the whip out from underneath his discarded vest, the leather snaking out in a prolonged reveal. He can see when Jim realizes who it’s for.Izzy punishes the worst member of the crew.
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'The whole Black family had been in my House, but Sirius ended up in Gryffindor! Shame — he was a talented boy. I got his brother, Regulus, when he came along, but I'd have liked the set.'
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Bookmarked by schmirius
07 Nov 2025
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Rape, incest, and underage sex: exactly what the Archive was created to host. And I mean that literally. This was one of the fics specifically affected by Strikethrough on LiveJournal in 2007 I'm not going to try to sort out the fannish meta of the time, and the timelines, because I was absolutely on the sidelines for all of it. I don't know the discussions that happened pornish_pixies (the fic community) because I wasn't there.
But certainly, absolutely,and without a doubt: this fic is able to exist online, in public, the way it is, because the Archive is owned, maintained, and supported by fans. There is a lot that could change on the Archive, and an unimaginable shift the fundamental way humans interface with the world via the internet since 2008. But this story is fuckin here, and the only way it's going anywhere is if the author decides it should.
(shut up about data scraping. I can't handle thinking about data scraping, I'm already insanely fansplaining and tripping over my own feelings about censorship in a tiny, tiny corner of My archive.)
BUT THE FIC:
it's phenomenal. check out this coerced underaged incest told from the POV of the least canny person in the whole situation, him and his brother both hurt badly in equally terrifying and compelling ways.
I remember this from the wee hours of my life 20 years ago. It deserves it.
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Sirius is poisoned, and Snape has the cure.
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"Brig," said Ed, and left it at that. Any more words and it might have come out more like bed, or now, or never leave me again. You look tired. Did you miss me? I missed you like an arm.
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14 Oct 2023
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fuckin love somno mate.
Stede again turns the tables real fast.