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    James Potter doesn't know who the pretty witch in his bed is -or how she even got there- but he does know that she's wearing a Quidditch jersey.

    A jersey that has his name on it.

    His jersey.

    The same jersey he's wearing.

    Which, obviously, is quite odd seeing as he only owns one.

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    In which Hermione Granger woke up in James Potter's bed twenty years into the past.

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    sender: [email protected]
    recipient: [email protected]
    subject: Today’s Meeting

    Granger –

    Attached is the dry-cleaning bill for the shirt you ruined when you threw your tea at it. I’m not sure if you noticed, but I happened to be wearing the shirt at the time. You are lucky it was cold. Pay the bill and I won’t sue you for assault.

    Regards,
    Thomas Marvolo Riddle
    CEO of Walpurgis Corporate

     

    sender: [email protected]
    recipient: [email protected]
    subject: re: Today’s Meeting

    Riddle –

    I did notice, because unlike you, I can identify when something is being inhabited, you forest-destroying monster.

    You do not require a dry cleaner to get herbal tea out of a shirt. The shirt was black, the tea was camomile, and you have no grounds on which to stand nor sue. Your company, however, WILL be exposed for the havoc it is wreaking upon our natural world.

    Sincerely,
    Hermione Jean Granger
    CEO of Not being a Twat

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    16 Jan 2022