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someday I'm gonna be somebody people want by seven_graces
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics)
17 Oct 2023
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Tim slowly stiffened as he came back into himself. He was curled up in Jasons lap, with his head shoved under the older mans’ chin and his face buried in his neck. His hands were gripping the back of Jasons’ jacket like he belonged there and there were half dried tears all over the both of them. Jason had his arm wrapped around him and his other hand was running though his hair. Casually, he pressed a kiss onto the top of Tims’ hair, still speaking softly throughout it all.
---Nobody ever deals well with loneliness, but certain people are probably worse at it and certain people probably deal with it more often. Tim is of course both of these people.
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Bad news for Techno, there are consequences for your actions, even when your actions are driven by repressed instincts. Our hero wakes up in the aftermath and proceeds with, not caution but uh..... paranoia.
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“Techno! Technoblade wait! Just wait a minute kid! Come back!” he shouted before he reached him and grabbed his hand to stop him. “Listen Tech, it’s fine you don’t-”
The piglin whirled around and pushed Tubbo away sharply, “Techno, Tech, kid, it’s fine!” he mocked. “No its obviously not fucking fine, Underscore! Since when are we fucking buddies hmm? Last time I checked I shot you in the face! And I’m pretty confident shooting someone doesn’t usually imply that we’re in the nicknames stage!”
Tubbo winced at the shouting but raised his hands in a gesture of good will. “You’re right, you’re right, Technoblade. You shot me with a crossbow, and Tommy was pissed about it, yeah? But we settled it, remember?”
Techno stared on in bafflement, “Settled it- I, what the fuck Underscore?”Series
- Part 2 of Childhood Catchup
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A snippet of the problems and circumstances of the DSMP reimagined with Technoblade as a child.
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“You’re right, Chat! He knows, there's no way he doesn’t. My voice was all wrong, and I kept speaking piglin instead of overworld! He walked in while I wasn’t wearing my mask!” The piglin hybrid paced anxiously as he ranted.
“He didn’t say anything about that, but I just, why can’t I keep my mouth shut!”
The voices quieted themselves in an attempt to soothe the panicking boy.
< You just wanted to be known
S’not so bad little pig
He didn’t see your face
He can’t mind himself, if he had figured you out he would’ve gloated
He would’ve told >Series
- Part 1 of Childhood Catchup
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A Eulogy For Medusa, Odysseus, Theseus by seven_graces
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
25 May 2022
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There had been a soft swear at his entrance, not that he had noticed through his exhaustion, but he did notice the child quickly shuffling behind his chests for a place to hide. He stared at Tommy blankly.
“Hey there big man! Uh-- interesting seeing you here.” Tommy took another half step back.
Technoblade blinked slowly, “What are you doing in my house Tommy?”
He laughed anxiously, “Well, you see, it is actually pretty funny and-” Tommy stopped midway through his rambled explanations, staring at the mans’ arm, “Is that an open wound, are you bleeding?”
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After the execution Technoblade came home to an unexpected guest, it happens a little kinder than you remember. -
Good Boys Do Not Rob Banks (Usually) by seven_graces
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
20 Oct 2021
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Virgil is caught robbing a bank and their banter/flirting veers a little too close to home for him to handle. Roman has a wonderful time with this development.
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“What are- what are you doing?” he whined, entirely unable to stop himself."Prince smiled widely and leaned forward until he was whispering in Shade’s ear once more, “Well right now I’m seeing how hard I can make you blush, and really, if I had known you’d get all pink and soft like this I would’ve done so ages ago.” "
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At this point, Techno can hardly blame his foster parents for kicking him so quickly. He's certainly the consistent variable of the situations, so it'd be stupid to pin it fully on so many others. And, well, they all give the same excuse for giving him up.
His epilepsy is too much for them to handle.
Sometimes, Techno wants to snap back that it's too much for him to handle too. And he can't just throw himself away to leave it behind. But that wouldn't help anything, except getting him gone even quicker.
So this time, Techno will not be difficult. He will not cause drama or stress or annoyance. He will not have constant fits that freak his foster family out. This time, Techno will be easy. And he will finally get to stay.
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Technoblade learns that he cannot die.
That's useful, supposedly, for fighting in a slave-run gladiator pit.
Memories that aren't his own are in his head. So are some voices. They tell him he must escape.
Does he really deserve that?
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The Antarctic Empire on a Mission by CampanullaFae
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), SMPEarth, Video Blogging RPF
02 Jul 2023
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Raise a Weapon to be a Child by LittleLadyMarmalade
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
30 Dec 2024
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Hypixel wasn't a friendly place. There was one rule hybrids live by. Kill or be killed. Technoblade was a weapon after all.
That was what he was trained to do. That was what he had to do. That was the point of it all.
If he wasn't of use, then his masters would just throw him away. Or pawn him off to the next buyer.
But Steve wouldn't do something like that... Right?
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Or: child soldier Techno get adopted by Phil
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Weapons must be perfect.
A hidden fault or an unnoticed imbalance in the blade of a sword can be the difference between life and death on the battlefield. A blacksmith is careful with such things, watchful and alert during the forging of a weapon. There can be no imperfections. Certainly not if the weapon is a gift for the Lady of Death and her angel.
Technoblade's trainers know this, and they shape him to be perfect.
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OR, child Techno is trained to be a living weapon and is given to Phil and Kristin, who don't realize that he is very much sentient. This causes problems.

