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Fuck me up, baby, bring your friends by Anonymous
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
11 Jul 2025
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What if Dirk and Harper broke up and Dirk decided to actually sleep with the Hanks out of spite?
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Dirk sighed, slightly disappointed in himself that he'd reached the point in his life where he was venting to coat hangers about his shitty relationship, but he decided to continue nonetheless. What's the worst thing that could happen?
"Well it's just my girlfriend-" Dirk paused, mentally scolding himself before correcting his slip up, "My Ex-girlfriend, is an absolute fucking lunatic! you know why? She thinks I'm hooking up with you! All of you!" Dirk exclaimed exharphatedly, "Like, how out of it do you have to be? Obviously I'm not fucking doing that, even though I kind of wish I was-"
Dirk cut himself off.
Apparently, that was the worse thing that could happen.
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12 Jul 2025
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hot n' cold fever (leaves me in a cool, cool sweat) by singtotheskiies
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
30 Jun 2025
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You discover how to (literally) press Hector's buttons.
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12 Jul 2025
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“Maybe you should drag MG Coin here and that fucker can start paying me back with a handjob.”
Nam-gyu shakes his head. Chuckling. “He'd probably find a way to fuck that up, too.” Then, unable to help himself, he adds, “plus, he’s not really all that attractive. You know? I mean—“ Nam-gyu makes a circular gesture around his face, sneering like a schoolgirl when he clarifies, “—physically. Don’t you think you could do better?”
“What about you?” Thanos asks, seriously, something darker lacing his tone. “You down for it?”
Slowly, Nam-gyu’s eyes fall from Thanos’ face. Something flashes in them, like he’s been depriving himself of something he’s been wanting. It’s that starry gaze he had when he caught whiff of Thanos’ pills. Hungry for a taste. Teething his bottom lip, trying to contain a grin, Nam-gyu nods.
That wasn’t too hard, Thanos thinks.
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26 Jan 2025
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'So he waited the 2 minutes and 27 seconds, screaming and singing along with Bill in - almost - perfect harmony. Bill was a little flat, but he was a guitarist almost exclusively, Glenn was the whole package. The performer. Bill always told him he’d “better be famous” one day.'
This 'story' is going to be a bunch of blurbs of Glenn's life as a kid/teen, especially focusing on his relationship with Bill and the Crash Pad. Keep an eye on the tags as I update these chapters because I'm sure they'll grow! This first chapter is...deceptively heavy, and most of these if not all are going to be told through a child/teen's eyes. So things are veiled until suddenly they won't be.
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20 Jul 2024
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You're the only one who knows me, babe.
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07 Jun 2024