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  1. Rec *

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    In which Baz is about to lose his mind, and it’s all because Simon missed a couple of meals.

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    24 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    soooo peak i actually cannot with how unhinged baz is here

  2. Rec *

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    When Penny learns something private about Baz, it brings them closer together. Or it would, if Simon wasn’t always so insistent on getting between them.

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    24 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    simon is like a dog trying to steal a piece of your breakfast thinking he's so slick

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    There is nothing Simon Snow loves more in life than football. And there's really nothing in Baz Pitch's life other than football.

    Baz Pitch is the star player of Mummers United FC, a low tier club he's singled-handedly put on the maps, along with the tiny northern town of Watford-on-Mummers. Simon Snow is a footie fanatic, founder of the MumU supporter section, and owner of the Sun and Goat pub. He's built a living out of watching Baz play, and it doesn't even matter that they haven't spoken since they were kids. Simon knows, no matter what, Baz Pitch is going to be the greatest player England has ever seen.

    So why is Baz Pitch living in a middle terrace in the middle of nowhere, day drinking and doing (bad) yoga?

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    21 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    proving with this fic that there is nothing hetero about the way men care for their sports teams

  4. Rec *

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    Baz Pitch loves his job. He’s a junior editor in his mother’s publishing company, and life would be perfect if it weren’t for two things: his boss, Davy Mage, and Sir Scone.
    Sir Scone is the bane of Baz’s life. Trite children’s fantasy with a golden hero and ferocious dragons and intrepid princesses. They’re wildly popular, and Baz hates editing them almost as much as he hates the man who writes them: Simon Salisbury, Mage’s pet project author, and also maybe, possibly, the most handsome man Baz has ever met.

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    17 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    such a great binge read

  5. Rec 11

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    One hundred and twenty years after the death of Simon Snow, Baz thinks he’s finally made peace with the life he’s built. Who cares that he’s an immortal vampire in a world without magic? Or that, in all the time since he watched Simon die at the Mage’s hands, he’s never found anyone else he’s loved more? He’s got good friends, plenty of money, and an entire universe to see.

    What more could he want?

    Until one day when he sees a face he thought he’d forgotten. Blue eyes, bronze hair, and a flirty smile… Who is this man who looks exactly like Simon Snow? And why does it feel like magic’s returned every time they touch?

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    07 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Incredible unique plot