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  1. Public Bookmark 51

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    “Harrowhark,” says Father Gaius, rolling the sounds around his mouth with the air of an unintentionally patronizing uncle. “That’s quite a…vivid name.”

    “It reflects my late parents’ wish for me to free their community from the hell of Earthly temptation before the new millennium,” she explains in a deadened tone. If the pastor correctly hears free as a euphemism for lead in mass suicide, he gives no indication. “They believed my birth was prophesied.”

    “Now, that would have been an interesting tidbit to list in your qualifications.” He grins, brandishing her resumé; when the joke falls utterly flat, his grin falters into something more pathetic. “The charismatics do tend to get carried away, don’t they.”

    In the year 2000, Harrow gets a job at John Gaius's church, meets his handsome and pious daughter, and things go to Hell in a handbasket.

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    18 Jan 2026

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    youth pastor gideon nav and the curious case of basement necromancy: a harrowhark adventure novel

  2. Public Bookmark 13

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    There’s something flickering and humming about the edges of their irises now, something changing, a carousel of her-him-her-him. Pyrrha pushes against their shoulders and they sink back against the concrete with Hect’s grace and blink up at her with Sextus’ owlishness.

    ‘You idiots,’ Pyrrha mutters, hovering on her elbows above them. ‘You idiots.’

    They grin - a great, foolish, happy grin – and it’s that happiness that does it, the ease of it, the truth. Pyrrha laughs, longer and freer than she has in a long time, kisses first the tip of their nose and then their mouth again. They hum, grin wider, those happy young fools.

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    27 Aug 2025

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    I'm different now.

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    The night before Easter break, I went with you to the clinic for your abortion, and we weren't even friends. It was the last time I saw you.

    OR; Harrow Aborts That Thang.

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    08 Aug 2025

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    point blank one shot that kills you instantly

  4. Public Bookmark 83

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    “Fuck, it’s that bad?”
    “Worse,” Pyrrha says. “But you should take it. It’s a career-starter if I’ve ever seen one. Nine weeks on the West leg of the tour, opening for a First House band.”
    “Say the name. Say the name right now. Say the name of the band, say the name. Dve, say the name of the band.”
    “SARPEDON,” Pyrrah says, with the reluctance of someone speaking the name of a long-forgotten god whose dedicants worship by pissing just left of the toilet.

    Nine weeks touring with a nu-metal band they hate. How bad could things possibly get for the Rocked Tomb? Drummer Gideon Nav, bassist-vocalist Harrowhark Nonagesimus, keyboardist Palamedes Sextus, and guitarist Camilla Hect are determined to find out.

    This fic is complete, and will update every Tuesday.

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    27 Jun 2025

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    banter unparalleled. angsty. atmospheric. multi-format. brilliant

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    "Oh, it's easy," said the Princess of Ida breezily. [...] "You cut up an onion, burn it at the bottom of the pot, put in a few vegetables, and then some meat. It won't taste like anything, so put in a few teaspoons of salt, and then it'll taste like a few teaspoons of salt."

     

     

    Or, Ianthe writes a recipe blog.

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    14 Jun 2025

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    ianthe of all time