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  1. Rec 37

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    After the murder of Joe Jr, Olivia goes to check on Elliot. They make an agreement, but one of them fails miserably at keeping it.

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  2. Rec 41

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    Underneath her thumb she feels the twitch of a tendon, a quick twist of his wrist. Adrenaline, she thinks. All that —

    She glances down, and Elliot pulls his arm away like he’s been burned.

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  3. Rec 9

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    This was about comfort.

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    22 May 2025

  4. Rec 27

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    “Can I make my password your badge number?”
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    He left four and a half years ago and his badge number was still her computer password and phone passcode and gun safe combination and bank PIN. That made her pathetic, right?
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    Liv quickly thought about six digit numbers that meant something to Elliot. Kathy’s birthday, their wedding date, his birthday. Probably not the first two – El never remembered those without her reminding him. Well, without her there, maybe he learned how to remember.

    A collection of vignettes where each chapter is 3-6 vignettes on a single topic or theme and covers every era.

    July 2025: Now featuring a new chapter and thorough copy edits.

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  5. Rec 37

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    It’s no small thing, Elliot thinks, to have a friend who invites you to eat when you’re hungry.

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    30 Apr 2025