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    “My bad,” Robin went on with no remorse, “You’re like forty, you have no room to talk.”

    “You–I’m seventeen, asshole!”

    …What?

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    Bruce finds out that Red Hood is yet another teenage vigilante. What was he supposed to do? NOT adopt him?

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    “Uh, Earth to B?” the man in the red helmet says flatly, waving his hand in front of Bruce’s face. “Do we need to get Agent A to check you for a concussion?”

    Bruce shakes his head tersely. “I’m uninjured.”

    “Okay… yeah. That’s super sus and I’m totally not taking your word for that. I’m tattling to Wing.”

    (OR: Bruce from after Jason's death comes to the future and meets Red Hood)

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    It had been a pretty calm shift at the 7-Eleven - until the Red Hood stalked in, murder-strutting to the chip aisle while a stoically-fretting Batman hovered in the doorway.

    The cashier was really not paid enough for this.

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  4. Public Bookmark 37

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    Jason - the brutal and newly established crime lord Red Hood - might have made up with his brother, but Bruce knows he is not welcome in his son's life. And who could blame Jason?

    It's Bruce's turn to mend relationships. And because he needs an extra push for these things, I turned around the sick fic trope and gave the fever and the nightmares to Batman.

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  5. Public Bookmark 86

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    Jason Todd has never said no to ice cream in his entire life.

    In other words, Dick finds out his brother came back to life, and unapologetically yanks him back into the family with the power of ice cream and mental breakdowns.

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