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• Platinum Blond Cotton Candy by t0asted_potato3

  Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c.  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M, Multi
  • Work in Progress

  11 Jan 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Elon Musk/Donald Trump
  • Kim Jong-un/Donald Trump
  • One Direction/Donald Trump
  • Joe Biden/Donald Trump
  • Charlie Kirk (Political Activist)/Donald Trump
  • Donald Trump/Other(s)
  • Donald Trump/Volodymyr Zelenskyy
  • Donald Trump
  • Elon Musk
  • Kim Jong-un (Politician)
  • One Direction (Ensemble)
  • Charlie Kirk (Political Activist)
  • Joe Biden
  • Kamala Harris
  • Cousin Throckmorton
  • Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom
  • Volodymyr Zelenskyy
  • One Direction World Tour
  • Releasing my alpha rage at the united states of america through the power of fiction
  • author is canadian but thinks he is qualified to write this because he went to the united states one time for a family reunion 6 years ago
  • Sold to One Direction
  • Explicit Sexual Content
  • 'orbs' to describe eyes
  • Enemies to Lovers
  • Friends to Lovers
  • Bottom Donald Trump
  • author knows nothing about how politics in the united states works
  • Swearing
  • Humiliation
  • Degradation
  • Crack
  • Racism
  • No beta we die like Trump should
  • Sadism
  • bottom donald trump/top everyone else
  • i can not emphasise this enough THIS IS A CRACKFIC
  • i'll edit the tags as i write

  Summary

  In which Donald Trump is sold to one direction for drug money by the supreme court of the united states.
  Title is based on this description of his mugshot:
  "In Donald Trump's mug shot taken in the Fulton County Jail on Thursday, he's looking straight into the camera. His platinum blonde cotton candy wisp of hair shimmers in the harsh jailhouse lighting. His eyes are locked in a hard stare. His mouth is flattened into a grimace. Instead of smiling like some of his co-defendants, he appears to be scowling."

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,327

  Chapters:

  1/23

  Kudos:

  2

  Hits:

  39