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.✦ ݁˖ brooklyn baby .✦ ݁˖
yeah my boyfriend's in a band, he plays guitar while i sing lou reed~
- lana del ray.sk8 the infinity jazz band au
After his dad dies, Langa moves away alone. He spots a poster in a local jazz club about a band looking for a bassist, and one thing leads to another. Lucky him.
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In which Donald Trump is sold to one direction for drug money by the supreme court of the united states.
Title is based on this description of his mugshot:
"In Donald Trump's mug shot taken in the Fulton County Jail on Thursday, he's looking straight into the camera. His platinum blonde cotton candy wisp of hair shimmers in the harsh jailhouse lighting. His eyes are locked in a hard stare. His mouth is flattened into a grimace. Instead of smiling like some of his co-defendants, he appears to be scowling."