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    “Do you have gills?”

    “...What?”

    Harrison blushed but repeated his question with growing confidence, “Do you have gills? Malcolm was saying how you can breathe underwater but that's not possible with human lungs as-”

    “Woah, calm down, buddy,” Percy chuckled nervously, his eyes searching for an escape from the conversation, “I don’t know how I can do it, I just can.”

    The look he got told him what Harrison thought of that, “You figured out you can breathe underwater and didn’t want to know why?”

    “I’m a son of Poseidon.” He missed the days that sentence caused a greater reaction than the rolling of eyes. Wait, no he didn’t.

    “Yes but did that change your anatomy? Does it impact your ability to breathe oxygen? Do you-”

    “Annabeth probably knows the answer to those questions and she’s a lot smarter than me. Why don’t you go ask her?” Percy interrupted, knowing that if he let a child of Athena start asking questions they wouldn’t stop.

    “I did. She told me to ask you.”

    Oh.

    Well, shit.

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    It really was all the hobbit’s fault. He’d made some off-hand inquiry about courting beads and dwarf marriage customs, and now all Thorin could think about was how nice the contrast would be between the dull metal of a courting bead and the bright glints of gold in Bilbo’s hair.

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    05 Jan 2026

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    "What an absurdly ugly little creature, Thorin thought, when first he laid eyes on Master Bilbo Baggins."

    ie the one where thorin thinks bilbo is ugly, bilbo thinks thorin is quite possibly the handsomest thing he's ever seen, but by dwarven standards, thorin is positively hideous (and he knows it too). but they both know looks aren't everything, so they fall in love. happy ending ensues.

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    05 Jan 2026

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    Bilbo asks various members of the Company for scissors, they have various reactions to that.

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    05 Jan 2026

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    There was a click as Bilbo thrust open his door and glared out on Dwalin’s grave face.
    “Did Thorin send you?” demanded Bilbo, too incensed to care about propriety.
    “He wants to see you,” rumbled Dwalin. “He’s sorry.”
    “I like that!” shouted Bilbo. “Oh, I like that, very much! Well, you can tell the king, he can bloody well come and tell me himself, if he can find the time out of his busy schedule, and if it so pleases him!” and he slammed the door in Dwalin’s face.
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    Things have changed ever since Thorin's gold-sickness, and Bilbo no longer knows what to think of his relationship with Thorin. When he becomes the object of affections from a new dwarf friend of his, Thorin's seemingly-easy acceptance of their relationship both infuriates and confuses him.
    or, the one where Bilbo is courted, and Thorin doesn't want to interfere, bc he is NOT a dark fuck prince, and he wants Bilbo to be happy most of all.

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