the_hexerer
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Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree by the_hexerer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
10 Sep 2022
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After no contact for almost a decade, Thorin decides (is forced by Balin) to write to the Company’s hobbit and announce his trip to the Blue Mountains, which leads him through the Shire.
Because of reasons, he doesn’t send the letter until the day of his departure from the Lonely Mountain and thus does not know if the Burglar wants to even see him again.
But he has asked for a sign whether he is welcome in Bilbo’s home (and heart): for the hobbit to tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree atop his smial.
And now he dreads what he will find when he finally crests that last hill between Hobbiton and Bag End… -
Poor as a church mouse by the_hexerer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
20 May 2021
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Many years ago, a feeble lad and a future king meet in the streets of Ered Luin.
Or: When Thorin bought Nori for the night, he never thought that he would still have to explain his motives (and innocence) 45 years later, but, on second thought, he could have gone about that whole thing in a better way. But really, he actually had just wanted to sleep. No one made sound decisions after two days without rest!
(Turns out, this was one of the best choices he had ever made, though.)Series
- Part 3 of The fable of the Lion and the Mouse
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To beard the lion in his den by the_hexerer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
22 Apr 2021
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Dwalin had only wanted to find out more about the elusive dwarf, who saved him in the smugglers’ caverns, but abruptly finds himself thrown into the middle of a plot that endangers not only the king and his heirs, but also everything he had worked for since becoming Captain of the Guard. Soon, he has to question who to trust and no choice but to delve deep into the dark and gory underworld of Ered Luin.
Or: Let’s play a game called “How long can I keep Dwalin from finding out Nori’s name?” :D
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- Part 2 of The fable of the Lion and the Mouse
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When the cat's away, the mice will play by the_hexerer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
07 Apr 2021
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Dwalin is forced to learn that some deeds of the past will come back to haunt you, when he is caught by the very gang of smugglers he had been investigating. As things are looking rather dire for him, his life seems to lie in the hands of one wicked dwarf, whom he had last seen about forty years ago. But back then, their roles had been reversed, and the other dwarf had been the one at Dwalin’s mercy.
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- Part 1 of The fable of the Lion and the Mouse
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Bearskin by the_hexerer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
25 Jan 2021
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This is a tale of the harsh life of one dwarven king and how he was forced to wander Middle Earth as an outcast until he met a young hobbit, who let him into his home and thus stole his heart, and maybe even what happened after that.
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The fable of the Lion and the Mouse by the_hexerer
Fandom The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
20 May 2021
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A fairytale of hobbits, bears, and dwarven kings by the_hexerer
Fandom The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
25 Jan 2021
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Love's a Battlefield (and the Navy Did Not Train Steve for This Shit) by cyerus
Fandoms: Hawaii Five-0 (2010)
30 Jul 2013
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The Kalakaua-Kelly clan are determined to matchmake Steve. Out of desperation, Steve makes up a boyfriend named Danny.
It doesn't quite go according to plan.
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Stand in the Fire and become what You are by PlNie
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
17 Oct 2024
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Our heroes have defeated Ozai and the destruction of the Earth Kingdom has been averted.
The war is over.
Or is it?
In a world after the the Phoenix King's defeat they must face their new greatest enemy: Bureaucracy.
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- Part 6 of Story of an envoy
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Assumed dead after his banishment, Zuko takes up The Blue Spirit mask. No one has seen his face in three years, and he won't let them. It's safer this way, being alone. After a Fire Nation general hires him to bring in Hakoda for questioning, he fails the job miserably and ends up a captive of the Water Tribe. When Sokka is employed by Iroh to track down Zuko and find out if he is still alive, The Blue Spirit claims that Zuko is in fact dead, and in a fit of panic, that he was the one who killed him.
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In one world, Ozai sees the anger in Iroh’s eyes and decides that he will offer Zuko a way to regain his honor in order to pacify the Dragon of the West.
In another world, Iroh leaves the audience early, and Ozai does not have that sudden change of plans.
Zuko is banished permanently, with no uncle or crew to support him, and the future changes.
And in the Earth Kingdom, a spirit tale starts coming to life.
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- Part 1 of Heart and Nerve and Sinew
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"Dispatch? Kill Prince Zuko?!" Fire Lord Azulon hissed. "With Prince Lu Ten dead and Iroh without an heir? To leave me with only one grandchild to secure the monarchy? No, Prince Ozai! You have overstepped. Zuko will live, but not as your son. I will give him to Prince Iroh to raise as his own son, as his heir."
When Fire Lord Azulon ordered Iroh to adopt Zuko, it seemed like the magic wand that would fix everything that was wrong in Zuko's life. But life inevitably finds a way to blow up in Zuko's face. A loose retelling of the Avatar story featuring Fire Lord Iroh, angsty Azula, Zuko joining Team Avatar in first season, and a Mai who is definitely (not?) going to kill Zuko.