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Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree by the_hexerer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
10 Sep 2022
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After no contact for almost a decade, Thorin decides (is forced by Balin) to write to the Company’s hobbit and announce his trip to the Blue Mountains, which leads him through the Shire.
Because of reasons, he doesn’t send the letter until the day of his departure from the Lonely Mountain and thus does not know if the Burglar wants to even see him again.
But he has asked for a sign whether he is welcome in Bilbo’s home (and heart): for the hobbit to tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree atop his smial.
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Poor as a church mouse by the_hexerer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
20 May 2021
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Many years ago, a feeble lad and a future king meet in the streets of Ered Luin.
Or: When Thorin bought Nori for the night, he never thought that he would still have to explain his motives (and innocence) 45 years later, but, on second thought, he could have gone about that whole thing in a better way. But really, he actually had just wanted to sleep. No one made sound decisions after two days without rest!
(Turns out, this was one of the best choices he had ever made, though.)Series
- Part 3 of The fable of the Lion and the Mouse
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To beard the lion in his den by the_hexerer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
22 Apr 2021
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Dwalin had only wanted to find out more about the elusive dwarf, who saved him in the smugglers’ caverns, but abruptly finds himself thrown into the middle of a plot that endangers not only the king and his heirs, but also everything he had worked for since becoming Captain of the Guard. Soon, he has to question who to trust and no choice but to delve deep into the dark and gory underworld of Ered Luin.
Or: Let’s play a game called “How long can I keep Dwalin from finding out Nori’s name?” :D
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- Part 2 of The fable of the Lion and the Mouse
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When the cat's away, the mice will play by the_hexerer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
07 Apr 2021
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Dwalin is forced to learn that some deeds of the past will come back to haunt you, when he is caught by the very gang of smugglers he had been investigating. As things are looking rather dire for him, his life seems to lie in the hands of one wicked dwarf, whom he had last seen about forty years ago. But back then, their roles had been reversed, and the other dwarf had been the one at Dwalin’s mercy.
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- Part 1 of The fable of the Lion and the Mouse
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Bearskin by the_hexerer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
25 Jan 2021
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This is a tale of the harsh life of one dwarven king and how he was forced to wander Middle Earth as an outcast until he met a young hobbit, who let him into his home and thus stole his heart, and maybe even what happened after that.
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The fable of the Lion and the Mouse by the_hexerer
Fandom The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
20 May 2021
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A fairytale of hobbits, bears, and dwarven kings by the_hexerer
Fandom The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
25 Jan 2021
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Now Esca must simply be imagining things. Before he can talk himself out of it, he takes a step forward, then another, until the ring of lantern light begins to fall on the creature.
When Esca sees human hands and feet, he nearly jumps out of his skin, but instead he stumbles forward until the light reveals a partial human form. There are arms, and legs, and a bare torso, but the broad shoulders are covered with short, dense hair and barely narrow into an immensely thick neck, atop which sits the head of a bull, complete with massive, curved horns.
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The Fettered Lark by hoomhum
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
27 Jan 2026
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While the Witchers wintered at Kaer Mohren, Kaedwen rotted below them. One casualty of that rot was the voice of a bard, taken by a sorceress in the court of a monstrous king and suddenly the Wolves can no longer justify holding themselves apart from politics. Can they break the curse, and if they do, what else might they gain along the way?
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Beneath the Hard World by lordnelson100
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Movies), TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
15 Apr 2018
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In an alternate universe, Legolas and Gimli meet as captives of Saruman after an expedition to Moria goes horribly wrong.
With nothing left to lose, one elf and forty dwarves stage a rebellion, seeking freedom— or death. But if they live long enough to escape, things are going to get complicated in the world above.
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Danny can see ghosts. Plain as day, right in front him. He’s always been able to see them - it’s his gift. But if you ask him, it feels more like a curse.
When Rachel moved to Hawaii and Danny followed, he decided to hide his gift. If people or ghosts knew about it, they’d take advantage, they’d use him. And he was sick of that. So instead, he gave up being a cop and bought a bookstore where he could spend more time alone and fewer dead people bothered him.
When he’s visited by the ghost of a brutally murdered man, he puts in an anonymous tip about his killers but unbeknownst to Danny, Five-0 has immunity and means, and the head of the task force, Steve McGarrett, isn’t above hunting down someone to make them less anonymous. Before long, Danny finds himself consulting and going undercover with McGarrett, putting himself back into the dangerous situations he used to face as a cop. The things he’ll do to help a ghost cross over…
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“I understand that this operation is important to the safety of the citizens of Oahu, Detective, but the education of my students is my top priority. So while it’s… admirable that HPD took the time to send me someone who isn’t a complete dunce in the subject of economics, the question I have for you is: is your ability to teach up to our university's standards?”