theroyalgaymess
Recent works
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All's Fair in Love and War by theroyalgaymess
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
20 Jan 2026
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An eternity is a long time. One could complete a countless amount of tasks during that period. Even with writing projects and filming schedules, sometimes Madeline and Helen's daily lives required an extra level of excitement.
The pair always had an insatiable appetite for competition, whether it be between each other or whoever else managed to get absorbed into their bubble.
And combining their competitive rivalry with their dictionary-length list of love languages, the women were constantly fighting for dominance, in one way or another.
But after many years together, some tricks get worn around the edges and more drastic measures are needed to keep things lively, well, as lively as they can get for two undead women.
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A Proper Thank You by theroyalgaymess
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
11 Jan 2026
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Sometimes you lose all inhibitions when an drop-dead gorgeous woman offers you a potion of eternal youth.
But, it's okay, because you're definitely not a lesbian.
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How Often Have You Watched Me? by theroyalgaymess
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
13 Jun 2025
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What I'd like to have happen during Tell Me Ernest, maybe during Pride Month, as a treat!
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And Now She's the Plain Brunette by theroyalgaymess
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her (1992), Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
16 May 2025
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One day a year, on the anniversary of drinking the potion, your body reverts to how it was before any alterations have been made. It only lasts for 24 hours. Viola did mention that, some people just don't remember, or weren't paying close attention...
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Not the Time for Foreplay by theroyalgaymess
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her (1992), Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
09 May 2025
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the absolutely true happenings at the four seasons hotel