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“Douglas, what on earth is—” Carolyn stops as the words die on her lips as she looks at Martin. Her expression is reminiscent of one that settled on Douglas’ face earlier. “Is this some kind of joke?”
Douglas sits back in his chair and crosses his arms, “yes, Carolyn. It’s absolutely a glorious attempt to have you on. I have miraculously, while we have been in the air over the North Sea, somehow, replaced Captain Crieff with a seven-year-old lookalike that I had stowed away in the overhead compartments for just this very occasion."
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The weather report had been a bit iffy: periodic storms over the North Sea, some lightning and possible turbulence, but nothing neither Martin nor Douglas wouldn’t be able to handle, they’d both encountered much worse in the past and come out in one piece on the other side. And, in all fairness, they had both come out in one piece on the other side of this storm too. Only one of them was still sitting on the flight deck with their head in their hands and the other was currently standing in the cabin sobbing like it was the end of the world.
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In essence, Martin has de-aged due to a lightning strike and Douglas is charged with looking after him.
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Douglas and Martin set out to play a game of ‘Scary Movie Titles that Sound Benign After Changing One Letter’* which quickly devolves in to thinly veiled innuendo at Martin's expense and Douglas's delight.
To be fair, had Martin not been dreadfully affected and distracted by 'The Towel Dropping Incident' as he likes to call it, it may have been a completely normal and uneventful game. But, the subsequent (and aptly) named 'The Handy...Man Incident' happened which in turn led to the aforementioned thinly veiled innuendo at Martin's expense.
*Caveat: name to be improved on in the future should the endeavor prove to be worthwhile, although currently prospects rate low.
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- Part 1 of The Games People Play
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"Have you noticed Looch acting a bit…" Tyler waves his hands around, tilting his palm left-to-right, side-to-side, "off lately?"
"Not particularly." Patrice responds after a moment—his eyebrows knitted together in concern for his teammate. "Should I have? What's up?"
"But look at him, Bergy! He's all pale and stuff…" And true, Looch is looking a little peaked, but again, maybe he's just a bit worn out—he's not used to really having to skate like his life depends on it, and keeping up with those young'uns is proving to be a bit more of a chore than he had anticipated. Patrice confirms as much.
Basically, Looch is a zombie, all hell breaks loose at the Garden, and hilarity and gore ensues!
"Bergy, c'mon. You're telling me you haven't noticed that Looch literally hasn't uttered anything beyond grunts and low growls in the last day or so?" Tyler speaks in hushed whispers to Patrice—he knows something is up with Looch and he simply can't fathom how Patrice isn't noticing anything at all out of the ordinary. "I said hey when we came in today and all I got was 'urrhgghygghh' out of him."
"That sounds like Looch though." Patrice shrugs his shoulders.
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Not Lost in Translation by waffles_007 for CelesteFitzgerald
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
25 Jun 2023
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When Mohammed finds out Jean Pierre speaks French in his sleep, he can't help but tell a little white lie that he doesn't understand a word of what is being said. The thing is, Mohammed absolutely does understand everything Jean Pierre says.
While it starts off as complete nonsense uttered in his sleep, as their relationship grows, Mohammed asks if Jean Pierre would speak more French in his day to day life.
While still under the assumption Mohammed doesn't understand a word, Jean Pierre lets his thoughts out vis a vis some French early one morning when he believes Mohammed to be sleeping. Mohammed isn't and Mohammed understands Jean Pierre's confession.
(Happy ending!)
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A look into Daryl's past and his relationship with his brother as he grows up.
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The Great Sex Olympics of 221B by XistentialAngst
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), johnlock - Fandom
10 Sep 2012
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John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes should admit that he, Watson, is more of an expert on sex than Sherlock is. But Sherlock refuses to concede the point. He comes up with an experiment plan that will resolve the issue. The results will determine who wins the prize. But sometimes even the best thought-out scientific study has unexpected consequences.
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11 Aug 2024
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Come to Morning by Nordremo
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types, Sherlock (TV)
04 Jul 2016
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John Watson était un Hobbit de la Comté, né et élevé comme il se doit, mais il n’était vraiment pas doué. Peut-être est-ce pourquoi Bilbo Baggins n’a jamais entendu son histoire avant. Ou peut-être qu’on ne la lui a jamais dite parce que John Watson s’était enfui de chez lui, avait écumé la Terre du Milieu pour essayer d’arrêter un tueur en série, et était tombé amoureux d’un Elfe.
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10 Aug 2024
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Sherlock's misbehavior reaches its peak, and Mycroft makes a crushing realization about himself and his brother.
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20 Apr 2024
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The Cabin by CouldntBeDamned, HistorianAnon
Fandoms: Doctor Strange (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Apr 2024
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Since Peter turned seventeen, he's been in a relationship with Stephen. But Stephen - for reasons he can't quite explain, even to himself - has decided to wait until Peter is eighteen to do anything more than kissing. Peter's not happy about it (and has failed many times in getting Stephen to break), but when the big day finally comes, the pair spend the weekend making up for lost time. (And then some.)
(Basically… this is HistorianAnon & CouldntBeDamned’s magnum opus.)
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17 Mar 2024
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For one last chance to make the most of the decade, Paul and George drop everything for a weekend music festival in New York. Along the way they meet John Lennon and his mates, who make saying goodbye harder than it needs to be.
It’s 1969. It’s Woodstock. It’s one weekend that feels like a lifetime.
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His friend smiles at him. “Feel like you’re part of something big yet?”
“Little by little, yeah.” Like the interstellar binding of dust and gases into a luminous star, maybe; or the slow and complex fusion of cells into a greater organism. Whatever is happening, Paul feels it unfolding at the tips of his fingers and spreading to the soles of his feet.