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For Guidance, Please See the Corporate Interpersonal Relationship Policy by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto
13 Aug 2019
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What Sasuke Uchiha wants is an indeterminate EC-02 Step 2 position with the Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation that offers a decent salary, health benefits, paid vacation, and a manager who won't break all his Excel spreadsheets. What he gets is Naruto Uzumaki, an improbably attractive and unbearably annoying co-op student who eats way too much instant ramen and doesn't understand that "casual Friday" doesn't mean varsity sweatpants.
Official CBC Canada Reads Selection 2019, made possible by the generous support of the Canada Council for the Arts and the Ottawa Tourism Board.
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- Part 1 of NCR Workplace Misconduct
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07 Jan 2026
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Why should you be allowed to have what I cannot? by thelegendarymmachine
Fandoms: Original Work
03 Nov 2025
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Government agent Dana is tracking down a notorious rogue agent with a knack for breaking female agents. Her search seems unsuccessful until her target shows up in her room unannounced.
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- Part 4 of lmm's Breedvember
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28 Dec 2025
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The adept of the Xin sect of cultivators, Xinwen bears the image of a lovely maiden, but she hides a terrible curse. Her body demands qi – a man’s semen as its only relief. In the dead of night, she collects the essence she needs at the mortal brothel. However, at a convocation in the distant mountains, she has her first taste of another cultivator’s seed.
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- Part 3 of lmm's Breedvember
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06 Nov 2025
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What are we? by vanillast4r
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
02 Nov 2025
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Link discovers what unconditional love really means through his Princess, among other things.
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05 Nov 2025
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Royal Breeding by bonerfics
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
03 Nov 2025
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[Post TOTK]
Zelda is more than a little excited to repopulate the royal family. Link lovingly obliges.
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With her new power comes new commitments and expectations. To be proper, yet firm; to be graceful and intelligent; and, finally, to revive the royal lineage that protected Hyrule for so many years. Zelda’s been thinking about that last one, ever since she and Link finally had a proper marriage ceremony. Link had been more than open to the idea of children— excited, even, as he listened to her sheepishly babble about having an heir.
“Breed me,” Link had said. Zelda had been surprised to hear his voice. “Any time.”
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05 Nov 2025