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    Random Access Memories by

    Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)  

    14 Jun 2015

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    Having a supercomputer in your head isn't all that much to be cracked up about.

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    I have been temperate always by

    Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses  

    10 Apr 2021

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    “Did you and Claude always flirt this much? I can’t remember,” Leonie asked. They were in a garden courtyard and were temporarily alone. Lorenz blushed lightly.

     

    “I wasn’t flirting with Claude,” he said.

     

    “Maybe, but he was flirting with you,” she said. She tangled their fingers together and kissed the back of his hand. “Flirting with you, in front of your wife. The balls on him. Don’t tell me you didn’t notice.”

     

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    Years after the war, Leonie and Lorenz visit Claude in Almyra.

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    our vintage misery by

    Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)  

    19 Jul 2015

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    hey young blood, doesn't it feel
    like our time is running out?

    On a difficulty scale of one to saving the world, love shouldn't be this far off the charts.

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    another head aches, another heart breaks by

    Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)  

    08 Aug 2015

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    It is a truth universally acknowledged that every good story has its Lazarus.

    (or; the one where harry hart dies, and then lives again)

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    Blood of an Englishman by

    Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)  

    05 Aug 2015

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    Harry's brains dried in the hot Kentucky sun. A fly landed on an exposed piece of his skull for a few seconds and then buzzed off. His blood seeped into the dust. In the distance sirens began to wail, and the crisp, elegant click of patent leather oxfords on concrete drew to a halt beside his ruined corpse.

    “Oh dear,” someone said sadly, although Harry wasn't alive to hear it. He heard, saw, felt, and was, nothing.

    Death is not another country. Death is the deep blue sea.

    Or, the one in which Harry is officially dead, actually a wizard, occasionally a small dog, and utterly unable to keep his distance from his young successor.

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    23 Mar 2026