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Even a warrior can't be strong all the time.
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Set after the final scene in the ministry in Ootp. Voldemort apparates home with Bellatrix and his rage makes Bella do something that she might regret.
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Bellatrix flees from her sister's Christmas party and finds herself not at all alone.
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Even Lord Voldemort doesn't like living in a dirty house.
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What if Tom Riddle and Bellatrix Lestrange had been students together at Hogwarts ?
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“Who does she think she is?” Rio said, gesturing wildly. “Just got here and already acting like she owns the damn place!”
Alice looked around Rio, “Hot too,” Alice muttered.
Rio looked confused before turning around and glancing back at the house where Agatha had appeared in the window. A white fitted t-shirt was tucked into her high-waisted jeans. Her brown hair was wild, like she hadn’t even had a chance to run a brush through it before writing her lovely little hate note.
Agatha crossed her arms and gripped a mug of coffee as she continued her stare down with Rio, and Rio could swear she saw her lips quirk into a smirk.
Rio groaned. Environmentally friendly, bitchy, and hot. Extremely hot.
OR: Rio is a garbage collector, and Agatha Harkness just got added to her route. Shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 1 of Trash Collection
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27 Apr 2026
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Agatha expected the handywoman to be out, grabbing more tools from her truck, but instead, she was kneeling on the floor, the toilet half taken apart. Her shirt had ridden up exposing considerable skin on her back and with it, a plethora of tattoos: vines, flowers and jewels stretching all the way down and into her waist band. Her waist band, which was also sitting out of place, much further south than appropriate. The smallest rim of boxer shorts showed itself, black cats hunting each other and no longer covering her butt crack.
OR: Agatha and her husband Ralph run a mega-church in Florida and Rio is their new handywoman.
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26 Apr 2026
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Professor Vidal has always hated Professor Harkness. Agatha's teaching style was wild, chaotic, a party for each class. Rio on the other hand felt a classroom was a sacred space to learn. Not to have dance parties or comedy shows in. The two were opposites, enemies in each other's eyes.
However, one night- Rio finds herself crying in the ice cream aisle after being stood up by her date. To make matters worse? Agatha Harkness finds her there.
Little did Rio know, the best years of her life stood in that aisle with her...
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Multi chapter AU fic:)
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Bookmarked by witchness
24 Apr 2026
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”I barely touched it.”
Rio sternly grabs her wrist again, pulling it into the stream insistently while Agatha struggles against her grip.
”You need to put it under cold water-“
”-It doesn’t even hurt-“
“-Stop being awkward-“
”-I’m fine, really-“
”-Agatha, don’t move.”
And that’s when she hears it.
Don’t move.
You don’t want it badly enough yet.
The air leaves Agatha’s lungs in a rush. She hears every filthy word she’s heard whispered in her ear as she climbs higher and higher echoing in her brain. The faceless woman who’s been talking her to orgasm.
Except now she has a face.
It’s Rio.
When Agatha Harkness discovers audio erotica she finally gets something that she’s never achieved through forty-two years of life and a god-awful marriage.
Then she finds herself with a roommate with the most familiar voice.
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Bookmarked by witchness
14 Apr 2026
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Pope Agatha I and virgin Rio, that's the plot. It gets very smutty and then it gets very sweet.
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- Part 1 of The Vatican Chronicles
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Bookmarked by witchness
08 Apr 2026