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    “What is word for this?” Ilya brought his own thumb up to press it against Shane’s, applying more pressure to his lip. “Liking things in your mouth.”

    Shane flushed a deep red, face heating up as he pulled his thumb away. “I—it isn’t…”

    “Hey,” Ilya pressed a kiss to Shane’s hair, reassuring him. “Is nothing to be embarrassed about.”

    Or; Shane has an oral fixation and Ilya wants to indulge him in every possible way that he can.

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    18 May 2026

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    the intensity of the sex in this? you just know the author fucks like a demon.

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    Shane and Ilya had mutually agreed to keep their whatever-they’re-doing out of Sochi. It was an easy decision to make: this was bigger than any MLH rivalry and definitely bigger than a few hotel hook-ups. There was no room for distractions, not with Olympic gold on the line.

    So it’d be really fucking great if their daemons could get on the same page and stop trying to cause an international fucking incident.

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    15 Apr 2026

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    fuck off fuck off fuck OFF this is so clever

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    Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.

    Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.

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    14 Apr 2026

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    but why is this so perfect and why did every beat feel natural as hell

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    Three times Ilya can't resist marking what's his, and one time Shane decides to return the favor.

    Or: Shane and Ilya's first season together on the Centaurs. Includes teasing teammates, introspection, therapy, personal growth, lots of sex and an attempt to bring home the Stanley Cup.

    (Also: A story about learning how to accept your true self and all the joy that can come from that.)

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    06 Apr 2026

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    cried with my actual eyeballs

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    “I’m right here. And you are okay, and you are safe, and healthy, and you are at home, yes? It is quiet, and nobody is there, nobody is bothering you. And the world is full of stupid idiots, but you are not one of them. And I am here. When you need me, I am here.”

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    or: The whole world thinks Shane is gay because of some stupid internet rumors, and he doesn't even have to confirm it. He's losing control of his entire life and he needs somewhere to put what little he does have.

    Ilya has open hands.

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    03 Apr 2026

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    this made perfect sense from start to finish, put it in the louvre.