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@chl03k has connected.
@maxi has connected.
maxi: hello?
chl03k: sup
maxi: not much, hbu?
chl03k: chillin, blazin in my room u kno
maxi: cool
maxi: u smoke pot?
chl03k: yh
maxi: what’s it like?
chl03k: cool? idk
chl03k: makes me super chill yanno
maxi: nice
maxi: i never tried it myself
maxi: too chickenshit
chl03k: haha
chl03k: its not bad, u just gotta make sure u aint scammed
chl03k: a dime is real cheap to start
chl03k: work ur way around that first and u will fall in plenty fast
maxi: cool
maxi: what u listenin to?
chl03k: offspring
chl03k: genocide
maxi: nice
maxi: syd matters, all of you
chl03k: WHO??
maxi: haha, syd matters
maxi: indie
chl03k: oh god ur one of those
chl03k: hippie
maxi: ur smoking pot rn but u call me hippie?
maxi: ok -_-
chl03k: btw i hate emojis
maxi: :S
chl03k: stop
maxi: :P
chl03k: leaving
maxi: wait im sry
maxi: i get carried away
chl03k: yh, no more emoji
chl03k: or insta leave
maxi: aye aye capn
chl03k: whr u from
maxi: west coast
chl03k: …
chl03k: okay
maxi: u expect me to tell u where i live? lol
chl03k: i cant exactly head over and murder u
maxi: better safe than sorry
maxi: where do u live
chl03k: oregon
maxi: nice
maxi: fine ill bite
maxi: washington
chl03k: dc or state
maxi: washington
chl03k: ok thanks
maxi: what else u listen to
chl03k: punk and rock
chl03k: nirvana, foo fighters, alice in chains, queens of the stone age, e17, team dresch, bikini kill
maxi: foo fighters is cool i guess
maxi: never heard of e17, team dresch or bikini kill tho
chl03k: riot grrrl
maxi: ???
chl03k: google it
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chl03k: well??
maxi: its okay
maxi: not my cup o tea
chl03k: weaksauce
maxi: weaksauce? okay lol
chl03k: wbu? music
maxi: indie, pop, alt rock
maxi: whatever i like the sound of tbh
chl03k: bands, stat
maxi: syd matters, fleet foxes, death cab for cutie, alt-j, arctic monkeys
chl03k: i’ve heard of none but one in that list lmao
maxi: who?
chl03k: arctic monkeys
maxi: oh
chl03k: so…
chl03k: y u in here?
maxi: huh?
chl03k: chatroom, y u in an online chatroom?
maxi: idk
maxi: talk to people? lol
chl03k: oh
maxi: wbu?
chl03k: talk to people
chl03k: i guess? life is shitty
chl03k: this is my first time using one of these things lol
chl03k: dont know what i expected
maxi: right
chl03k: guess its easier to talk to people behind a screen than irl
chl03k: dont have to explain shit
maxi: ik what u mean
chl03k: plus i want to chillax after h/w
chl03k: hate it
maxi: haha
maxi: what was it about?
chl03k: algebra, ez af
chl03k: just takes the longest time lol
chl03k: btw i didnt ask
chl03k: ur not like a creeper r u
maxi: haha no
maxi: bit late to be asking that lmao
chl03k: ‘maxi: better safe than sorry’
chl03k: but i suppose u right
chl03k: u could have kidnapped me or smth already lol
maxi: dont think so
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chl03k: maxi ur real name?
chl03k: its cute
maxi: close
chl03k: maxim? max? maximus?
maxi: max
chl03k: oh
chl03k: ur a dude
chl03k: thas cool
maxi: haha try again
chl03k: what
maxi: try again i said
chl03k: im not blind, btw u wrote not said
chl03k: so ur of the female sex?
maxi: haha if u want to put it like that, sure
chl03k: sweet, grrrl power!
maxi: so ur name is chloe?
chl03k: …
chl03k: how u know
maxi: ur name isn’t exactly the enigma lmao
chl03k: shit i guess u right
maxi: brb
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maxi: back sry
chl03k: is kool
chl03k: so what is ur h/w about
maxi: who says i have h/w?
chl03k: u said ur not a creeper and ur a girl, so i assumed ur in school
chl03k: deduction my dear watson
maxi: not that impressive, but gd work nonetheless lol
chl03k: so what was it
maxi: english
maxi: boring
chl03k: tru that sista
maxi: so this is ur first time using chatrooms n stuff?
chl03k: yh
chl03k: like i said b4, thought it would help escape life for a bit
chl03k: u kno
chl03k: high school drama n all that
maxi: haha
maxi: same here
chl03k: high5 for the loner squad
chl03k: *high5*
maxi: *high5*
chl03k: woo leggo sista, we gon conquer the world
maxi: :D
chl03k: 'chl03k: yh, no more emoji'
chl03k: 'chl03k: or insta leave'
maxi: wait shit
@chl03k has disconnected.
maxi: ffs
@maxi has disconnected.