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"I told you to go before we left," Archer said, frustrated.
"But, I didn't need to go then," Trip whined, trying to think off anything else. Whoever had designed the shuttle pods had a lot to answer for.
"Trip, it's not like we can pull over and you can go into some bushes," Archer said.
Trip gave him a dirty look, not liking the fact that he was making fun of the situation.
"And how will it look if we return to Enterprise for a toilet break?"
"Captain, I don't care how it looks right now. Unless there's a bottle in here somewhere, we better head back. And no fake turbulence, alright?"
Archer tried not to laugh.
"Captain, you're back earlier than we expected," Malcolm said, as Trip sprinted past him and out the door. He looked back at Archer with a puzzled look on his face. "Sir?"
"He left a tap running," Archer said, with some bemusement, as he walked out of the bay.