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Garrett: u need anything?
Varric: Dog.
*Dog
DOG!
Wtf?!?
Garrett: hahahahahahahaha!!!
I'm crying
Want me to bring Brad over?
Varric: Fuck Dog
Dog!!
Goddammit
Garrett: Gross dude.
No kinkshaming or anything
Varric: Andraste's ass Hawke. Fix it!
