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May 17th 2017
3:23 pm
Phantom Chat
Joker: Mishima told me that someone wanted to talk to us, specifically about a heart they want us to change.
Panther: really? who is it?
Joker: That’s the funny thing. You remember that guy’s heart we changed, Nakanohara?
Skull: u mean the stalker?
Joker: That’s the guy.
Panther: do you remember how in mementos, nakanorhara’s shadow mentioned madarame? do you think it has something to do with madarame?
Joker: It’s possible. Nakanohara was the first person we heard to mention Madarame.
Skull: wait. mishima told u that this guy wants to talk with us?
Joker: Yeah.
Panther: did mishima tell him that we’re phantom thieves?!
Joker: No. Don’t worry, our identities are safe. Mishima just said that he had connections, or something along those lines, and that Nakanohara should meet us at Shibuya station tomorrow after school.
Panther: hey, can we talk about what happened today with kitagawa-kun?
Skull: yeah. the dude flipped out and wants you to get naked so he can paint u. or so he says anyway.
Panther: shut it!
Panther: okay but do you guys think i actually have to be his nude model? like, i won’t have to be his nude model in order to change madarame’s heart, right?
Skull: prolly not
Joker: No. At least you shouldn’t have to.
Joker: But...can I confess something?
Skull: shoot
Panther: Go for it.
Joker: Yusuke may have freaked out a bit, but...he’s kind of hot.
Panther: AKIRA
Skull: dude..
Joker: I’m just saying. He looked so focused while sketching Ann, and his hair just looks so soft..
Joker: He may be….eccentric, but he is hella attractive.
May 17th 2017
3:25 pm
Morgana hit Akira with his tail. “Really?”
Akira shrugged. He had actually forgotten that Morgana was reading over his shoulder. “I’m just saying. That whole experience may have ended badly for us, but he is incredibly hot.”
“That’s not what I’m talking about. I mean why would you write that in the official Phantom Thieves group chat?” Morgana shook his head, which actually looked kind of weird given that he’s a cat.
Akira shrugged. “Ryuji and Ann aren’t currently here right now, so I can’t say it in person. Besides, we only have one group chat.”
“That group chat is supposed to be for official phantom thief business, not for you to talk about your gay crush on Madarame’s pupil.”
“Okay, first of all, it’s not a crush. I’m merely admiring his beauty.” Morgana rolled his eyes in response. “What are you suggesting, anyway?”
Mona looked at Akira with the same look a disappointed mother would give to her child. “I’m saying that you should make a separate group chat for you to discuss things unrelated to the Phantom Thieves.” He gave the leader a minute to process this.
“Yeah. Okay. That’s a good idea. Thanks, Mona. You’re incredible.”
“I know. But let’s not do that today. You should go to sleep.”
May 18th, 2017
6:28 am
~ Akira Kurusu has added Ann Takamaki to the chat~
~ Akira Kurusu has added Ryuji Sakamoto to the chat~
~ Akira Kurusu has changed his name to Joker ~
~ Joker has changed Ann Takamaki's name to Panther ~
~ Joker has changed Ryuji Sakamoto's name to Skull ~
~ Joker has renamed the chat to Meme Team ~
Joker: There we go.
Panther: akira?? what’s this?
Joker: Mona was annoyed that we weren’t actually taking the Phantom Chat seriously, so he suggested we make a separate chat.
Joker: A chat dedicated entirely to memes and gay thoughts.
Joker: Okay he didn’t say it like that but the implication was there.
Panther: i mean, i guess that makes sense. thanks mona.
Panther: this is going to go very downhill, very fast.
Joker: You’re right, but it should be fun.