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The Girl Beneath the Waves by profedsimp
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
20 Sep 2025
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“At least… just tell me one thing.” A cheeky smile played across Winnifred's two-tone lips. "I've heard someone's been spending a lot of time with Prissy lately."
A lurid purple blush blossomed all along River's face within seconds. "I-- She- she keeps asking me to water her. That's all it is. We're just... I dunno, watering buddies."
|| Winnifred pushes River to contemplate her identity and relationship with Prissy.
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- Part 1 of t4t wateredplants propaganda
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your eyes filled with glittering stars by profedsimp
Fandoms: Metaphor: ReFantazio (Video Game)
26 Mar 2025
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Eiselin Hulkenberg likes the Lady Junah a normal amount. Such a normal amount, in fact, that she bought a luxury poster of the songstress that she's kept in mint condition for years. When you have merch that high-quality, you're obiously supposed to get it autographed - yet why does the mere thought of asking Junah for one make Hulkenberg so nervous?
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t4t wateredplants propaganda by profedsimp
Fandom Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
20 Sep 2025
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The life and times of a bereaved and angry mantis now known only as "Traitor Lord".
(Wherein the Radiance tells a fussy baby a bedtime story.)
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Bookmarked by profedsimp
14 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
came for the lesbians, stayed for the super strong anticolonialist take on hallownest's politics
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The Phantom Thieves are gone, and with their disappearance came the winds of change. Within this newfound peace is a chance for self discovery, for Sae to have all of the experiences she's put off over the last few years. It's sometimes difficult to navigate her newfound relationship, but a certain doctor is there to encourage her, to guide her towards new things.
Sometimes she needs to release all of the tension that's been building, to learn to relax and let someone else hold the reigns for a while. Tae has always been good at that, but this time, she has a few extra conditions in mind...
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31 Dec 2024
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The Perfect Triangle by TheGamingMonkey
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
16 Dec 2025
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Your week has been a whirlwind of activities with your many partners, with this weekend being the one time you have nothing planned, which is a rarity. Now all you had to do today was check your messages, grab some dinner, a bath, and…
Six unread messages. Great! All from only two people.
Tina and Tony.
Bookmarked by profedsimp
17 Dec 2025
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WAMF's Kinktober Bonanza by WAMF_Official
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
03 Nov 2025
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COMPLETED!!!!!!! ;D
This is a collection of one-shots for Kinktober that I wanted to jot down while I'm finishing up my multi-chapter work. It's got SEX, it's got SEXY PEOPLE, it's even got YOU, having SEX with SEXY PEOPLE! Characters and prompts will be in the chapter titles, and any content warnings will be included in the notes.
Currently posted:
1. Parker, Gags
2. Dorian, Uniform
3. Penelope, Lingerie
4. Memoria, Handcuffs
5. The Hanks, Water
6. Mac, Toys
7. Tony, Intox. (Alcohol)
8. Mateo, Electricity
9. Bathsheba, Embarrassment
10. Zoey, Marks
11. Beau, Outdoors
12. Dirk, Messy
13. Harper, Blindfold
14. Jacques, Monsterfucking
15. Teddy, Costumes
16. Tydus, Sweat/Scent
17. Bobby, Degradation
18. Nightmare, Size
19. Dunk, Public/Semi-Public
20. Doug, Finger Sucking
21. Abel, Foot Fetish
22. Amir, Voyeurism
23. Kopi, Service
24. Koa, Somno
25. Jerry, Possessive
26. Chance, Breeding
27. Reggie, Hair Pulling
28. Connie, Gunplay
29. Lucinda, Exhibitionism
30. Betty, Ben Hwa, Impact Play
31. Textbox-Chan, RewardsBookmarked by profedsimp
04 Nov 2025
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Looking Up by deepseadumpsterdiver
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
22 Feb 2026
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Mayor Celia Stipple has a lot to do in this house. A lot of objects to oversee, a lot of conflicts to resolve, all the while the human potters around and makes out with everything. But hey, no one said this job was easy.
Or, Celia's day-to-day. A collection of loosely-linked one shots with one chapter dedicated to each Dateable, with a healthy dose of Celia/Florence fluff scattered around. Can be read as standalone one-shots so you can skip to your favourites, or as an episodic story.
Updates on Sundays.
Dateables with Chapters: 1-88
Newest Chapters: 84-88- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 103,353
- Chapters:
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- Comments:
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- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by profedsimp
12 Oct 2025