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"Shit, what's up with you?" Bakugou whispered harshly, sitting up when he felt the bed dip as his roommate climbed into his bed. He was a light sleeper and the intrusion was a rude startle.
"Feelin' horny," was the muffled reply Todoroki gave, laced with sleep. The next thing Bakugou felt in the dark were two hands resting on his waist, gently pushing him into his bed.
"And how's that any of my business, asshole?" Bakugou snapped, still softly, as he was laid down. It was the dead of night and disrupting the blessed peace at that hour would be insane, even for Bakugou. The other hummed in response, but did not reply. Bakugou felt hands travel up his sides and his skin tingled under the feathery touch of fingers, grazing his abs cautiously, as if he were a delicate object. Thumbs rubbed warm, soothing circles across his stomach; a contrast to the cool air that kissed his exposed skin as his singlet rode up the higher those hands ventured. He shivered.
Then he moaned.
Todoroki froze and dared not breathe. He lowered himself until they were pressed together, and nestled his nose into the crook of the other man's neck, inhaling deeply, before letting out a shuddering breath. Bakugou had stiffened.
Todoroki had the gall to SNIFF him.
"You have the gall—"
"Bakugou—"
"YOU HAVE THE GALL—"
"Can we fuck?"
At that, Bakugou's mouth snapped shut. His eyes widened in bewilderment at the other's crude words, atypical of his courteous demeanour and civil speech. Todoroki raised his head and met his eyes, his own glazed and heavy with lust, pupils dilating as he eyed Bakugou, almost hungrily. Bakugou gulped as those eyes pierced into his, drowning him in the beautiful blue and grey irises that began disappearing behind the black shroud of desire. Hands had stopped exploring his body and were now on either side of his head. He was entrapped.
"Todoroki...” he rasped, wincing distastefully at how needy he sounded.
"Baku-Katsuki..." the man looming over him growled lowly and Bakugou whimpered uncharacteristically (he does not whimper, he swears). Then he felt something hard poking his inner thigh.
"I'm horny."
The silence that ensued was unbearable, and for a moment, Todoroki felt himself wilt. Then of course, Bakugou began trashing wildly all of a sudden. "What the fuck Todoroki you horny bastard, why the fuck are you fucking hard!" he yelled angrily, the silence of the night be damned. Todoroki suppressed a smile because, yes, he found Bakugou adorable, like an angry puppy. Instead, he smirked and licked his lips, causing the other to freeze and scowl. "I already told you from the start that 'I'm horny'. I don't really know what you were expecting, Katsuki."
As Bakugou started muttering to himself under his breath, something along the lines of 'It's Bakugou for you, you Half-and-Half bastard', Todoroki flipped him over and he yelped uncharacteristically (he does not yelp, he swears). Todoroki positioned him such that his ass was suspended in the air and his face in the bed. Ignoring Bakugou's cursing and swearing, he grabbed hold of the ass cheeks before him and groped them through the fabric of sweat pants, appreciating the feel of the supple skin within his palms. "I'm glad at least some part of you is soft," Todoroki teased.
Soon afterwards, Bakugou jerked his right heel and directed a back kick into Todoroki. Todoroki caught his ankle, fingers already missing the bouncy feeling of ass. The man lying down hissed and whipped his head back to glare at the other. "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU MOLESTING ME?" he yelled.
"Hush Katsuki, you'll wake everyone up." Todoroki let go of Bakugou's ankle in favour of fondling his ass again. It was so soft... like a baby's bottom.
Bakugou lurched up, unintentionally slamming his ass into Todoroki's face, as he scanned the room for the time. "It's fucking 3 a.m. in the morning..." he said in disbelief, staring at the glowing digits of his digital clock. "Todoroki, you woke me up at fucking 3 a.m. in the morning because you were horny!?"
From where Todoroki was, nose deep in Bakugou's ass crack, he had almost missed his lover's heated words as he inhaled sharply, basking in his sweet scent. "Yes," he said simply, voice muffled as his whole faced was pressed against ass. Oh dear. If he stayed there forever he could probably die happily.
"Well, listen here fucktard. Just because it's Saturday it doesn't mean your horny ass can wake me up at fucking 3 a.m.," Bakugou snarled menacingly, but he didn't move away from Todoroki's incessant nosing. In fact, if Todoroki had not known better he would have said Bakugou was grinding into his face. He heard him release ragged breaths as Todoroki nudged him harder and deeper through his pants.
"My horny ass?" Todoroki asked, quirking a brow as he pulled back. "Or your horny ass?"
Without warning, his hand landed hard on Bakugou's left ass cheek, and the man jolted, choking back a gasp.
"B-b-but it's late..." Bakugou attempted to reason through breathy pants. Todoroki was unconvinced he did not want this as much as he did.
"But I'm horny," he reasoned, as he smacked the other cheek, earning a very adorable, high-pitched yelp from Bakugou (once again that was uncharacteristic behaviour), "and Shouto-kun isn't going to soften on his own."
His words went straight to Bakugou's dick and he stifled a moan. Todoroki's lascivious sense of humour, combined with his ability to deepen his voice and tease flirtatiously should have been banned. It was far too sexy and not good for Bakugou's fervent libido. Now his cock was as erect as the Statue of Liberty.
Todoroki whistled lowly at Bakugou's erection.
"Need help?"
"Eat my ass," Bakugou hissed in between moans.
"I hope you know what you just said," Todoroki replied, lips curled into a small smirk. He proceeded to slap Bakugou's ass cheeks two more times on each side, earning beautiful high-pitched cries, before yanking the other's pants down along with his underwear.
Todoroki did not waste a second, and dived into his ass.
"Oh my god!" Bakugou gasped, as he felt a hot wet tongue slipping inside his hole. Todoroki's smirk grew in satisfaction at the cute gasps his lover was making, and picked up his pace. His tongue was slipping in and out furiously, each time travelling deeper and deeper.
Every time his tongue entered, Todoroki purposely sucked Bakugou's rim, inciting loud whimpers from the other. When he exited, he made sure to spit on the skin of Bakugou's butt crack, lubricating the surface, and watched, enthralled, as his saliva drooled down before diving back in.
His teasing went on for what felt like forever and Bakugou was convinced he could cum just from having his ass eaten out.
When Todoroki's own erection felt unbearable, he rose back up to admire his masterpiece: Bakugou's alluring asshole was winking at him; wet and eager. Todoroki dared not breathe when faced with such beauty.
"I'm an outstanding ass-eater," Todoroki murmured, licking his lips.
"Fuuuck," Bakugou whined, gripping the sheets. 'Outstanding ass-eater, my ass' he'd like to say instead, but he was truly in disbelief at how good he was feeling.
Todoroki pulled out his cock, which was at full mast and hard. He could probably cum at that moment, simply from watching Bakugou's gaping asshole, but he had always been magnificent when it came to controlling his orgasm.
"Katsuki," he said, shifting himself in front of Bakugou to look at his face and holy guacamole, Bakugou is hot. "Are you okay?"
Bakugou managed a whole hearted glare because fuck Todoroki, he was not alright and who's fucking fault was it. "Just get on with it," he muttered gruffly, his flushed face and shaky voice belying his ill temper.
Todoroki beamed and Bakugou cringed internally, too wasted to do it externally. The Icy Hot's expression was too pure for his soul.
"Well then," all of a sudden, Todoroki yanked Bakugou harshly by the hair. "I shall do just that with your permission granted."
The next thing Bakugou knew, a huge cock was getting shoved down his throat. He sputtered desperately for air, but Todoroki was beating in mercilessly. Soon, Bakugou's eyes were glazed over and he surrendered to the ferocious pace.
"Mmpf-mpf-ah! Hngh-mmpf-mm-ah-a!" Bakugou was crying out incomprehensible words and it did not bother him, because the cock shoving inside his mouth was Todoroki's. And he loved Todoroki's dick.
In the middle of face-fucking Bakugou to heaven, Todoroki's left hand wandered to the other's ass and pushed two fingers in at once. He activated his quirk partially and warmed digits prodded its way into Bakugou.
Bakugou squealed (uncharacteristically, because he does not fucking do that) when another two fingers slipped in and began thrusting against his prostate.
(How Todoroki knew where his prostate was located the moment he entered was always a mystery to Bakugou.)
He felt so stretched. His dick sprung to life and throbbed to the rhythm of Todoroki's thrusting.
He couldn't believe he was having double penetration with one man.
One very perverted man.
It was amazing.
Todoroki wasn't fairing much better in all honesty. He was having a hard time holding his cum, and was probably grunting and groaning just as loudly as Bakugou as he humped his mouth. "Bakugou," he snapped through gritted teeth, biting back a moan as he tried his hardest to speak. "I'm going to come!" He quickened his pace and Bakugou gurgled. In a second, he slammed his cock as far as he could down Bakugou's throat, holding the blonde's head firmly to his cock. Bakugou choked as he was filled with hot liquid, eyes tearing a bit as he watched with full blown eyes as Todoroki shuddered before him.
Before Todoroki was done coming, he pulled out his cock and let some white shots of cum splatter all over Bakugou's face. Another masterpiece.
"Ahhh," Bakugou mewed, his mouth hanging open as he kneeled before Todoroki. Todoroki noticed his white viscous liquid resting in Bakugou's mouth. "Swallow," he commanded, and smiled fondly as the other obediently did so.
Bakugou squinted his eyes suspiciously as he swallowed, the bitter taste of cum waking him up from his trance. Because for a looong period of time he was enraptured and completely lost in bliss and was following Todoroki's every command like some bitch.
Just as Todoroki was good at controlling his cum, he was also as good at controlling his erection; his dick always went full strength at his brain's command. Or either that Bakugou was just a professional at sparking his arousal. It seemed more probable that it was the latter reason.
"Bakugou," he grunted desperately, "I'm still hard."
"And I haven't came yet, you bastard!" Bakugou snapped indignantly, trying to lick up as much cum as he could from his face. Todoroki and his stupid kinks.
"Then, can I fuck you?"
Somebody should teach Todoroki to be a lot less blunt and explicit and a lot more chivalrous when he requested for sex. Somebody like his sister or his mum. Or even fucking Endeavour.
Definitely not Bakugou.
Because every time Todoroki opened his stupid mouth to ask for a fuck, it just left him speechless.
To which dumbfuck Todoroki always used to his advantage and dived straight into devouring him.
He heard the bedside drawer shut followed by the annoying squelching sound of a half empty tube of thick liquid.
"How much are you fucking putting?" Bakugou growled as he heard Todoroki slap the lube all over his dick.
"As much as I need to keep my kitten safe," Todoroki purred, pumping his dick and moaning a bit. Bakugou stiffened, and felt the heat rising in his cheeks.
SOMEBODY FUCKING ARREST TODOROKI.
When Todoroki was done, he pulled Bakugou's legs far apart and spread his butt. Bakugou gave a quizzical glance at first but then Todoroki poked the nozzle of the lubricant tube into his hole and began squeezing.
Bakugou moaned, half in pleasure and half in annoyance. "Couldn't you do it the normal way?"
"I thought I'd let you get used to the feeling of filling up," Todoroki answered coolly, seemingly focused on lubricating. The faint smirk did not go unnoticed by his lover, of course, and he felt him push the nozzle further into his ass. He groaned in pleasure.
When Todoroki was satisfied, he pulled the tube out in one swift motion, causing Bakugou to groan sharply.
Todoroki groped his ass so that the movement would cause the lube in his ass to spread evenly, before patting his ass cheeks in approval.
"Well then," Todoroki said, positioning his dick in front of Bakugou's opening. "Here I go."
And he rammed his long hard rod all the way into Bakugou, causing the other to see stars.
As usual, Todoroki was merciless, and pressed both of Bakugou's knees to his chest as he fucked him brutally. Bakugou was reduced to a begging ragdoll as the other never slowed down.
"Ah! Ah! M-m-more! Ah! Sho-ah! Ungh-ungh-AH! Shouto!" Bakugou's loud cries echoed inside the room, along with the harsh banging of the headboard against the wall and the desperate squeaking of the mattress. Todoroki hoped he won't break Bakugou's bed. Or Bakugou.
Bakugou's arms flailed as they searched for something to hold; from the flat headboard, to the scrunched up sheets, to Todoroki's back.
He dug his nails into Todoroki as he held him close, screaming at every thrust. The bed was vibrating to their movements and to Todoroki, all that existed was Bakugou, looking gorgeous and rosy and he knew he was close again.
"Coming!" he warned in between pants and grunts, before smacking his balls against the other's ass and releasing.
"Ah~!" Bakugou cried, and his own cum spilled out and overflowed all over his stomach, having been contained for so long. Todoroki gave one last hard thrust before pulling out, watching through lidded eyes as his white mess tried escaping Bakugou's hole.
Watching Bakugou shudder and whimper merely made him hard again. What a surprise.
He bent down low to whisper into Bakugou's ear, "You alright? Can you take more?"
"Uhh..." was Bakugou's incoherent response, but Todoroki's question went through his brain once, before he nodded weakly. Twice for confirmation.
Todoroki smiled. "You're so good for me, kitten," and Bakugou meowed, because fuck being out of character. Right now he was in paradise.
Todoroki sat down and pulled Bakugou up on his lap from behind. He guided his dick to Bakugou's rim, and said, "Ride me."
Bakugou gulped at Todoroki's command, and weakly got to his knees. Spreading his own butt cheeks apart, he rubbed his hole against his lover's dick. When he felt the head of the other's cock nudge his opening, he moaned. He was about to slowly ease in when he felt two hands tighten around his waist. The next moment, he was pushed down roughly onto Todoroki's dick and he cried out in surprise.
The pleasure that electrified him all of a sudden made him wail hungrily. This set Todoroki off at a vicious pace, and Bakugou pushed down on his every thrust. "A-ah Shouto, there! There!" he shrieked because Todoroki’s dick was jabbing right at his prostate.
Todoroki bucked his hips up in hard thrusts, slamming into Bakugou's ass savagely. Their moans and groans of ecstasy were lost in the relentless creaking of the bedframe, and the last ounce of rationality residing in Todoroki's mind told him their sexual intercourse was going to wake their neighbours. However, he was too captivated with Bakugou’s warm insides.
Bakugou was bouncing on Todoroki's dick with his own efforts, his thighs trembling as his voice released high pitched "ahs". Todoroki leaned in, and licked the salty sweat on his back, sending a shiver down Bakugou's spine and he moaned loudly.
Todoroki marked him repeatedly, sinking his teeth into the firm back, shoulders, and neck. His hands left Bakugou's waist and pressed down on his nipples. Bakugou cursed "f-fuck ah!" and Todoroki began wringing them.
"Oh! Oh! Oh!" Bakugou yelped and began bounding up and down more quickly. Feeling motivated, Todoroki blew hot breaths into his ears and nibbled them playfully. It was all too much for Bakugou who couldn't handle it anymore and came everywhere.
Todoroki released his load when Bakugou slammed down, causing the other to shriek again. "O-oh my g-god," Bakugou murmured, slumping in Todoroki's arms. Todoroki squeezed his nipples once more and his lover whined. He noted smugly that the sheets were now covered in Bakugou's cum, as well as the blankets, pillows, and floor. What a load.
"There's at least one more position I want to try. May I, Katsuki?" Todoroki asked, much to Bakugou's vexation because he sounded too calm for somebody who had came twice in thirty minutes, and he lacked tact as usual. Bakugou grunted, and flopped forward onto the bed, Todoroki's dick still inside him, too spent to respond.
Seeing Bakugou's backside sheened with sweat and covered with fresh and red bite marks, Todoroki felt overjoyed. Raising Bakugou's butt in the air, he plunged into him and picked up his pace at each thrust. (He was hard again, by the way.)
"Ahh!!"
Todoroki banged Bakugou hard in the ass and the explosive teen was not resisting because give him a break, he was awoken at 3 a.m. to satisfy some horny piece of shit and the only 'break' said shit was giving him was breaking him with his brute fucking.
He lifted his hips to meet each thrust, and was so consumed he turned even more delirious with want as Todoroki drove into him harder and faster, fucking him with a fevered pitch. Todoroki was certain they were going to break the bed frame.
Bakugou's fingers dug into the mattress as he was literally being fucked into the bed, his face twisted to the side to breathe as much as he could, which was almost impossible given the reckless speed Todoroki was moving at. His head was buzzing as he was fucked. He didn't even know how much time had passed because he was too occupied with begging and moaning Todoroki's name, crying tears of rapture. He was somewhat aware that he was very loud; louder than Bakugou Katsuki ever was outside the walls of their sex den, but that didn't matter at that point in time.
"Nngh-ngh-oh-oh-OH! OH!" he yelled, his eyes rolling to the back of his head when he felt searing hot cum spill inside his guts. His stomach churned because he felt so, so full. He collapsed onto his bed, his whole body convulsed through his own orgasm, dirtying the sheets again. Inhaling and exhaling ragged breaths, he tried to find his grounding.
He felt Todoroki's dick twitch deep inside his stomach before it slipped out of his anus. Todoroki's breathing matched Bakugou's, desperate for oxygen to reach his brain to think clearly. He turned to look at his clock which read 3:47 a.m. and looked down at Bakugou's limp and quivering form.
Then he looked at Bakugou's stretched and widened hole. He swallowed pathetically.
"Katsuki, are you alright?" he asked quietly and soothingly, squeezing his lover's shoulders comfortingly because Bakugou had been such a good boy for him.
Boy toy, Bakugou would later think exasperatedly.
"Mmm..." Bakugou replied, closing his eyes.
"Because I think I was mistaken... I actually have a few more positions I'd like to try. You up for it?" Todoroki asked tentatively, nibbling his lower lip uneasily. He didn't know what to do with his already hardening dick.
Bakugou exhaled wearily because fucking Half-and-Half was insatiable as fuck, but at that time he was too worn out to complain.
Plus, he would be lying if he said he didn't want more.
"Just... Do it." He had managed to murmur.
Then Todoroki was inside him again.
It was noon when they woke up, and Bakugou's stomach was grumbling for actual food.
His stomach was cramping because his stupid boyfriend probably did not know the meaning of using a condom (he did actually, they both just preferred doing it raw), and there was still cum sloshing inside him because Todoroki had inserted a big damn butt plug into him.
"I want you to sleep with me still inside you," the lovable son of a bitch had reasoned. Why they even owned a butt plug was beyond him, but Bakugou didn't mind.
Cum was oozing down his thighs as he dragged himself out of bed, wincing when he felt a jolt of pain from his ass due to their early morning sexual escapade. His legs were quivering and he had to grab onto the bedpost when he stumbled. He muttered a curse at Todoroki, who laid like a log in bed, before prodding him in the shoulder. Hard.
"Wake up you piece of shit! It's already twelve in the afternoon!" Thank goodness it was a Saturday or Aizawa would murder the both of them for being late.
Todoroki grumbled and scrunched his eyes tightly together, his lips jutting out in a pout before he turned to the other side. Bakugou was caught between hugging the adorable piece of shit, and murdering him for being a bum at noon.
He decided a kick would suffice and did just that. Todoroki tumbled out of bed and glared at him. "Wakey wakey, sunshine." Bakugou said, smirking. His smugness was short-lived because the ridiculously big and unnecessarily long butt plug (courtesy of Todoroki's selection) hit him in the prostate when he moved. He let out a breathy "oh~", and Todoroki smirked this time.
Bakugou tried killing him with his eyes as he felt his cheeks warm up. He folded his arms defensively and growled, "Let's take a bath. I'm fucking hungry."
The bath went as every bath would: soaping, rinsing, shampooing, rinsing; sans the part where Todoroki slipped his fingers inside Bakugou to help him remove 'his mess', which caused the other to groan and cry out too loudly for that time of the day.
But fuck that, U.A. had thick walls, tested. The first few times they did it they tried being quieter, but once Bakugou had released an ear-splitting shriek which he blamed Todoroki for, and they were prepared to face everybody about it.
But nobody brought it up. So they became bolder and louder, and still nobody noticed anything.
Yep, U.A. had hella thick walls.
This was probably the first time they went at it for so long though. When they had finished, it was probably 5 a.m.... Or was it 6? Who knew? They had been too tired to keep track.
Forgetting the hickies that littered his neck and shoulders, Bakugou threw his usual black tank top over his head and pulled Todoroki out of their room. "C'mon, I'm starving," he said impatiently as they headed to the dining area, the whole time Todoroki was still buttoning his shirt.
When they reached the dining area, the rest of their classmates from 3-A were already there, probably eating lunch seeing as how it was already three-quarters past noon.
This was not unusual. What was unusual was the lack of chirpy conversations from them. In fact, everybody looked gloomy.
"What's wrong?" Todoroki asked, concerned. Did a villain strike while he and Bakugou were asleep?
Somehow that caused everybody to direct a glare at the both of them, and Bakugou felt himself growing annoyed. What the fuck gives?
Todoroki frowned and furrowed his eyebrows. What happened? He turned to Yaoyorozu, hoping for a rational explanation behind their strange attitudes, but even his good friend looked furious, only further amplified by the dark circles around her eyes.
Meanwhile Bakugou had searched to Kirishima, Kaminari, Sero and Ashido for an answer but none of them met his gaze. They all looked torn between frustration, sheepishness and... Embarrassment? If the light blush on their cheeks said anything. What the fuck?
Both their eyes fell on Midoriya and they were stunned, because he had buried his face in his hands, flushing to his ears and mumbling madly to himself.
"Midoriya?"
"Deku?"
They both asked expectantly; Bakugou gruffly and with his trademark scowl. They were both taken aback when Midoriya showed his face, eyes widened with burst veins, black eye bags and cheeks flaming, all the whilst still mumbling something.
"Kacchan and Todoroki, Kacchan and Todoroki, Kacchan and—" and shit, that was enough for the realisation to hit Bakugou, who felt his own face burn.
Todoroki on the other hand was still dumbfounded, and growing increasingly concerned at everybody's peculiar attitudes. Hell, Aoyama had actually fainted!
Iida cleared his throat and looked at them sternly, but his blush was obvious. "Todoroki-kun and Bakugou-kun!" he shouted too loudly, and everybody, including himself, flinched.
Todoroki tilted his head to the side expectantly, and Bakugou covered his eyes with a hand, cursing under his breath.
"All your friends of class 3-A are aware that the both of you are romantically involved," Iida cleared his throat again and continued in a softer voice, adverting his eyes to the floor. "As well as sexually involved," he added in an even softer voice and Bakugou threw his head back, hands pulling at his hair because FUCK. IT. ALL. Todoroki looked stunned because, their classmates knew? All of them?
"But we must request that both of you turn down the volume!" Iida proceeded, while shouting and flapping his arms in wild movements, for once seeming lost as to what gestures to use. "We were all woken at the dead of night, or early in the morning if you will, and kept awake until dawn!"
"Shut the fuck up!" Bakugou screamed, his face completely red and buried in his hands. FUCK. SO EVERYBODY FUCKING KNEW???
He was regretting every needy line he said to Todoroki, and his crying and his shouting and yelping and whining and—
FUCK, EVERYTHING.
Todoroki finally understood Iida's words and his face paled. Everybody knew???
"It's been in plain sight..." Kirishima said carefully, afraid the both of them might die of a sudden heart attack. He motioned to Bakugou's neck.
Bakugou immediately wrapped his hands around his neck. STUPID HICKIES.
Kirishima laughed affectionately at his best friend's reaction. "Don't worry, this isn't the first time we've seen it.
"Or heard it," he added under his breath, grimacing.
"We have known for a while," Ojiro explained, scratching behind his ear and smiling awkwardly, but his expression looked pained.
"And don't think we didn't hear you just a while ago crying for Todoroki, Bakugou," Mineta sneered in Bakugou's direction. "Or should I say, 'kitten'."
Before Bakugou could lash out at the stupid purple midget, Todoroki hooked his arm around Bakugou's waist and narrowed his eyes at Mineta. "Only I can call him 'kitten', Mineta," he said coldly. Mineta felt a chill and turned away. Bakugou began punching Todoroki's chest and blushing all over again because he was a Shy Kitty™.
Uraraka giggled, "You guys aren't exactly stealthy, but you're both cute together."
"Yeah Kacchan! Who knew you had such a cute voice!" Stupid, blasted, knowing-no-fear and begging-to-be-killed Kaminari chirped in, wiggling his eyebrows. Bakugou swore he would kill him.
Meanwhile Jirou was blushing as furiously as Bakugou, for reasons he couldn't understand, and giggling creepily to herself. When their eyes met, she gave him an affirming thumbs up. He didn't know what was up with her but he swore he would kill her too.
His classmates were all trying to be supportive right now and were opening their mouths to speak. It didn't make things any better honestly, because they had known everything. RIGHT FROM THE START.
"Still, I think you guys can afford to be softer," Asui said kindly, smiling at them. GODDAMN EVERYBODY BRINGING UP THE ISSUE OF THEIR VOLUME.
"Yeah! Even the girls' wing can hear you from across. Imagine how loud you guys are in the boys' wing!" Ashido reprimanded, although her face wore a teasing grin.
"Yes," Yaoyorozu agreed tersely, eyeing Todoroki, who tensed and immediately stood upright. "Some of us need the valuable eight hours of sleep."
"Right... We don't all have stamina," Sato said, rubbing his tired eyes and pouring his seventh packet of sugar into his hot cup of tea.
Todoroki bowed down, before realising Bakugou wasn't following his action, and dragged him along in his bowing. "We apologise for disrupting the peace of your slumber!"
"I told you I didn't want to do it at 3 a.m. in the morning," Bakugou grumbled in his bowed position, swatting Todoroki's hand away. "It's all your horny ass' fault."
"But you were the one making the most noise, Bakugou," Sero informed sheepishly, because who really wanted to openly talk about their sex life anyway?
"You and your noisy bed," Mineta piped in, slapping the surface of the dining table to mimic the bed's headboard. Everybody glared daggers at him for the nth time because he was delving into the details of their sex life.
"That too though," Tokoyami mumbled, because yes, that too. Maybe Bakugou and Todoroki should do it on Todoroki's futon instead.
Fuck, Bakugou just remembered he had forgotten to change his sheets.
"So we thank you for your cooperation," Iida concluded and everybody lined up to make their third cup of coffee for the day because they were exhausted.
Midoriya was still lying face down on the table and Todoroki wondered whether he had fainted too. He would personally apologise to him and Aoyama later.
"Bakugou," he whispered, pulling Bakugou's aside. "What should we do?"
Bakugou stared at him like he was crazy. "Are you talking about sex positions now, fucktard?" he hissed as softly as he could muster.
"No! What should we do about the sex in general?"
Bakugou pursed his lips and thought. "I don't fucking know, should I be softer?"
"Do you even know how to be softer?" Todoroki regretted his words when Bakugou stomped on his foot.
"Okay, even if you can, the truth is I like hearing your voice."
"So?"
"So I suggest we go to a hotel if we want to do it again."
"Okay..."
"But since we can't do that whenever I wake up at 3 a.m.," Todoroki whispered. "How about I get soundproof boards from Yaoyorozu?"
Bakugou looked at him carefully because Todoroki was seriously out of his mind. But that was a good suggestion actually. Will she even agree? Todoroki said "yes" confidently.
"Fine," he grunted and Todoroki smiled so widely that Bakugou melted when he pecked him on the lips.
Everybody heard everything, because who wasn't paying attention to the lovebirds that woke them up in the first place.
They braced themselves for another hardcore adventure.