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"We are not keeping it."
"Why not? Look at his eyes! And his little tail!"
"I am more concerned with his teeth."
--ritch--
"And claws."
"Anybody else think he looks like a creepy version of the Cheshire Cat?"
"Not helping, Xander."
"...the Cheshire Cat was always creepy."
"And you! How come you let this, this thing into my home?"
"Hey, I-"
"Oh, look, look, he's purring! I think he likes you."
"...help, please. He's on my lap. His claws are just-"
"Can we keep him pleeease?"
"Well, he does look pretty cuddly... But I bet that's how they lure you in, looking all sweet and cuddlesome, till they have you where they want you, and then they claw your face off."
"The Slayer's got it, Bit. 'cept for the face. They like to go for the guts."
"See? It's a demon and you're not keeping it."
"Help? Still in a good position to stop the Harris lineage."
"Spike's a demon and you let him stay around."
"Hey! Who're you comparing to the fluffball?"