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“This may be the most ridiculous thing that I have ever worn,” Crowley announced to the seemingly empty hotel room, staring displeased at his reflection.
“Nonsense,” Balthazar called from the bathroom. “I’m sure that you look absolutely wonderful.”
Crowley frowned at his boyfriend’s words. “Somehow, I highly doubt that.”
Balthazar came out of the bathroom just then and Crowley let his eyes rake over his boyfriend’s body hungrily. Damn, Balthazar looked good. Black boots, black leather pants that hugged his every curve and really accentuated his ass, held up by a black belt. A dark grey crewneck shirt, a black vest, with a black blazer over that and a slate grey necktie wrapped very loosely around his neck. Black sunglasses, with the frames wrapping around his eyes, were firmly on his face. He removed the glasses to reveal yellow-snake like eyes instead of the blue-grey that Balthazar adored. His boyfriend had found a ginger wig. On the right side of his face, next to his ear, was the black outline of a snake.
“You look gorgeous, love,” Crowley said. “Red hair actually suits you very well.”
Balthazar smirked and looked Crowley over. Crowley was wearing a tan three piece suit with a tannish tartan bowtie, brown shoes, and a light blue shirt. He had dyed his hair a pale blond and made it perfectly coiffed. Crowley huffed and gave a shrug.
“I think that you look rather dashing, baby,” Balthazar purred. “You certainly look the part.”
“I think that I look horrid,” Crowley grumbled.
“Stop it,” Balthazar chastised. “These may not be your normal colors, but you look great, and I wouldn’t lie to you. Not about this.” He smiled. “However, blond is so not a good hair color on you.”
“I think that we can both agree on that,” Crowley smiled. “I suppose it will have to do, though.” Looking himself over one last time in the mirror, he turned to face Balthazar. “Shall we?”
“Yes,” Balthazar said with a grin, offering his hand to his boyfriend, who took it gladly. “Let’s go show off our ineffable husbands cosplay to Neil Gaiman. I sure hope you brought a copy of Good Omens to sign.”