Chapter Text
Tuesday, 09:18pm
miyuki → seid-hoe
miyuki
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some photos of sawamura falling on his face at practice today to cleanse the soul
ei-chan
AHHHHHHH
miyuki kazuya i swear ill kill u
harucchi
manners, eijun-kun!
jun
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHH
im peeing myself LMAO
watchmojo top ten best moments of my life
mochi
thats what u get u fucking prick
ei-chan
THIS IS SO MEAN!
I AM LITERALLY BEING ABUSED
MIYUKI KAZUYA JUST SENT DEFAMATORY PHOTOS OF ME AND MOCHI-SENPAI AND SPITZ-SENPAI ARE ABUSING ME
jun
WHO THE FUKC R U CALLING SPITZ??????
chris
lol
ryou
ur own bf isn’t even standing up for u
ei-chan
chris-senpai (ಥ﹏ಥ)
chris-senpai i miss you
chris
i’ll be back soon, eijun
ei-chan
NOT SOON ENOUGH </3 </3 </3
jun
can u guys like. not do that in the chat
my gag reflex isn’t strong enough
furuya
miyuki-senpai will you catch for me?
miyuki
what the fuck y wld u ask that here
ei-chan
what???? no fair!!!!!!!!
furuya leave miyuki kazuya alone bc hes gonna catch for ME
furuya
go ask chris-senpai
ei-chan
HES AT PHYSICAL THERAPY RIGHT NOW
furuya
so then wait for him
ei-chan
I WILL DO NO SUCH THING
HE’S TIRED WHEN HE GETS BACK, I WOULD NEVER ASK THAT OF HIM
WHAT KIND OF BOYFRIEND DO YOU TAKE ME FOR
furuya
i still asked first
ei-chan
WELL I ASKED SECOND
miyuki
i’ll settle this
i’m not catching for either of you
i’m going to sleep
mochi
its like 9pm tf
nori
wait miyuki
do you mind checking my sinker real quick?
miyuki
okay ill meet u at the bullpen
ei-chan
WHAT
this is unfair treatment and im currently reviewing my legal options
kanemaru
well it is nori-senpai after all
ryou
leave it to you to think you deserve better than nori
masuko
no one deserves better than nori
tanba
#noriprotectionsquad
mochi changed his name to I Love Nori
ryou changed his name to Best Pitcher Nori
tetsu changed his name to Nori is an Angel
tanba changed his name to #10, Kawakami Norifumi
jun changed his name i stan nori
shirasu changed his name to Nori Best Boy
harucchi changed his name to thank you for everything, nori-senpai
ei-chan
NOT YOU TOO HARUCCHI
miyauchi changed his name to nori for president
zono changed his name to nori 2020
ei-chan
why do i feel like this is less about nori and more about me and furuya
I Love Nori
not everything is about you, jackass
ei-chan
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO’S TALKING ANYMORE
Tuesday, 10:03pm
nori → seid-hoe
nori
…
Wednesday, 9:43am
ei-chan → seid-hoe
ei-chan
HELLO EVERYONE
u know how we play baseball?
miyuki
omg no. we do?
ei-chan
SHUT UP MIYUKI KAZUYA
i can tell ur being sarcastic
miyuki
really? what gave it away
ei-chan
ANYWAY
before i was so rudely interrupted
yk how we play baseball? well i was thinking……
ryou
this will be good
mochi
don’t say something that will make me kill you
kanemaru
someone call chris-senpai
ei-chan
what if we played a different sport. like water polo
miyuki
HSHDHSJ???
mochi
what the fuck is wrong with you
tetsu
Hmm… that sounds interesting. Tell me more.
jun
tetsu no
ei-chan
IM GLAD YOU ASKED LEADER-SENPAI
WELL I WAS THINKING, SINCE OUR SCHOOL HAS A POOL ON THE ROOF WE COULD DIVIDE UP THE LANES AND WEJKDGHK08998^F^%#$^
masuko
sawamura-chan?
mochi
did he die??????
kanemaru
id like to inform you all that sawamura was caught texting in class and sensei took his phone
harucchi
eijun-kun…..
mochi
LMFAOOO
jun
caught him slacking 😔
HA i remember when that was me
i was always getting my phone taken away in class
tetsu
Please don’t start reminiscing in the team chat, Jun
jun
SHUT UP tetsu im not fucking reminiscing
i’m just saying thsrYATYDTYUU08983
tetsu
?
ryou
sensei took his phone
mochi
f chain for jun-san
miyuki
f
nori
f
shirasu
f
Wednesday, 3:23pm
mochi → seid-hoe
mochi
where is everyone?
ryou
wdym
mochi
i’m at the field for practice but no ones here??
not even coach??
harucchi
kuramochi-senpai we have a practice match at yakushi today… you were supposed to leave class at 2:30
mochi
?????????
WHAT UR LYING
SGHFAHJ?????
jun
f chain for kuramochi
ei-chan
f
ryou
f
tanba
f
miyuki
f
mochi
MIYUKI U PRICK
why didn’t you fucking tell me???
miyuki
i thought you knew?
what did you think when i got up and left class?
mochi
idk? maybe u were taking a shit or something
jun
HAGHAHHAH
mochi
all u guys suck
why did no one come looking for me???
tetsu
I just informed Coach. He’s calling a taxi for you.
miyuki
anyone else screenshotting the whole chat?
nothing funnier has ever happened to me in my whole life
mochi
i’ll kill you kazuya
truly i will
ur a jackass
miyuki
thanks its the ✨trauma ✨
jun
holy shit i cant breathe
im dying irl
Wednesday, 8:37pm
ei-chan → seid-hoe
ei-chan
let’s all share our feelings
miyuki
why the hell would we want to do that? especially w u of all ppl
ei-chan
MIYUKI KAZUYA YOU BASTARD
because sharing feelings brings people closer together which makes for better team work
tetsu
Sounds effective. If it’s going to promote better teamwork, let’s try it out.
ei-chan
THANK YOU YUKI-SENPAI
okay so
let’s all go around and make a statement that starts with ‘i feel like…’
i’ll start
i feel like coming to this team and school was the best decision of my life
mochi
i feel like i want you dead
ryou
i feel like i want to commit arson
jun
i feel like hitting someone with a bat
ei-chan
????????
YOU ALL ARE SO VIOLENT
IM SCARED
tanba
i feel like existence is a prison and life is meaningless
miyuki
i feel like sawamura is the dumbest person on earth
ei-chan
one day someone will bitch slap you miyuki kazuya
and i will do nothing but laugh
mochi
lmaoooo
miyuki
whos side r u on?
mochi
the side that ends w u getting bitch slapped
nori
uhh
are we just going to ignore what tanba-san said? im concerned
masuko
i feel like eating pudding
chris
lets never do this again.
harucchi
agreed
Thursday, 6:58pm
tetsu → seid-hoe
tetsu
Hello everyone. Coach would like me to inform you all that sexual activity in the baths is prohibited and extremely unsanitary and please refrain from it. If you must engage in sexual activity, please do it in the privacy of your own dorm.
jun
HELLO?????
mochi
GSHDHHDH
zono
yall are having SEX???
mochi
ok someone fess up
who tf is getting busy in the baths?
ryou
i would say sawamura because of his lack of tact but i doubt chris would ever agree to that
chris
thank you ryousuke
ei-chan
WHAT
onii-san thats so mean (TдT)
ryou
well it’s not me and youichi. idk about youichi but i have standards
mochi
ryou-san!
miyuki
it can’t be any straight person on the team cuz girls aren’t allowed inside our dorms
jun
lmao imagine being straight *violently throws up*
mochi
deadass
i’d rather have a personality than b straight thank u very much
ryou
imagine waking up and just thinking. Yes, I can’t wait to watch ESPN
zono
this is straight slander
heterophobia
shirasu
ive seen the way you look at jun-san, zono, ur not that straight
zono
…
mochi
AKUHFGYSG
YOOOO HOLY FUCK
I JUST WITNESSED A MURDER
miyuki
oh my god he read u for filth
zono left the chat seid-hoe
jun added zono to the chat seid-hoe
jun
no one leaves this hell chat
ei-chan
it’s okay zono-senpai
i, sawamura eijun, will support you through all ur sexual endeavors
zono
DONT SAY IT LIKE THAT IDIOT
I AHTE YOU
mochi
bakamura
that was literally the most unhelpful thing to say
ei-chan
WHAT
im just trying to be a good kouhai
I’m Alone
no body care me
chris
i care you
ei-chan
CHRIS-SENPAI !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!!
mochi
holy fuck hes actually crying
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furuya
tag urself im the tear dripping down his left cheek
harucchi
im the one in his right eye
mochi
wait we never found out who was getting busy in the baths
miyauchi
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i think i figured it out
tetsu
…
tanba
oh jesus christ
ei-chan
IS THAT LEADER-SENPAI AND SPITZ-SENPAI????????
miyuki
i literally couldve gone my whole life without seeing that but ok
mochi
damn get it tetsu-san
mad respect
ryou
i mean we always knew jun was loud but not in this way
jun left the chat seid-hoe
tetsu left the chat seid-hoe
zone added jun and tetsu to the chat seid-hoe
zono
no one leaves this hell chat