The CWKT Club

by SpinoKitten

Summary:

There are plenty of civilians that know about the Precure and their identities. Who’s to say they don’t have a group chat too?

Notes:

Screennames notes:
Book Artist - Yui
A Science Nerd - Yuriko
Baseball Man - Daisuke
Dance Sensei - Miyuki (Chien)
Ditched my friend’s wedding - Takuya
A god’s enemy - Seiji
Yell’s Sister - Kotori
21st Venus - Sakurako
Spider Journalist - Michio
Older Journalist - Miyo
Karunori - Tatsunori

And I didn’t tag them, but:
The Dark One - Nagisa
Moonflower - Saki
Queen Jr - Hikari

Chapter 1: Yuriko is added, Takuya loses a bet, and they figure out Saki by association

Private Message - Haruka, Yui 

Haruka: HEY YUI! 

Yui: Hey!  

Haruka: Nagisa told me to send you this number 

Haruka: something about a club? 

Yui: I know what she’s talking about. 

Yui: I’ll take care of it. 

Haruka: Great! 

Haruka: Thanks Yui! 

Yui: No problem, Haruka. 

 

The CWKT Club 

A Science Nerd was added to the chat 

Book Artist: Welcome to the CWKT Club. 

Book Artist: You’re here because you have come to know something very important and secret. 

Baseball Man: she means youre here because you know the identity of one or more precure 

Book Artist: Daisuke, I swear- 

Dance Sensei: Daisuke, you need to let Yui have her moment. 

Baseball Man: ugh fine 

A Science Nerd: Huh 

Ditched my friend’s wedding: why are you all like this? 

Ditched my friend’s wedding: cant any of you just be normal? 

Baseball Man: Takuya you know thats impossible 

A Science Nerd: do I know any of you? 

Book Artist: Probably not. 

Book Artist: We all know each other through the Precure we know, so considering Flora just got to me about this, I’m assuming you just found out. 

A Science Nerd: I did yeah. 

A god’s enemy: Welcome to the club. 

A Science Nerd: Nice to be here. 

A Science Nerd: I’m going to assume we don’t use the Cures’ real names when referring to them? 

Yell’s Sister: I mean, I don’t think it really matters. 

Yell’s Sister: We’ve all slipped up at least once. 

21st Venus: If you are referring to my slip up from last week, Kotori, I would like to say that my autocorrect switched [redacted] and Star. 

Karunori: did you seriously just write [redacted] instead of Hikaru 

21st Venus: Now we get to make fun of Tatsunori instead of myself. Wonderful. 

Yell’s Sister: How am I more mature than nearly everyone here? 

Spider Journalist: its an art 

Oldest Journalist: pretty much yeah 

Book Artist: ANYWAY 

Book Artist: So, which team did you figure out, Yuriko? 

A Science Nerd: I’m going to assume you found out my name through Black or White and move on with my life 

A Science Nerd: it was Max Heart. 

Baseball Man: HA 

Baseball Man; hand over the money Takuya! 

Ditched my friend’s wedding: i hate you 

Ditched my friend’s wedding: youre in clover town street right? 

Baseball Man: yup 

Dance Sensei: I cannot believe you two made a bet on this. 

A god’s enemy: It was a bet for which team would have someone figure them out first 

A god’s enemy: Daisuke said Max Heart and Takuya said Splash Star 

A Science Nerd: I think I could probably figure out the Splash Star girls if I bothered thinking about it honestly 

A Science Nerd: it's common knowledge that Black and Bloom are cousins after all. 

 

WE ARE FAMILY 

Moonflower: Nagisa i feel like im in danger. 

The Dark One: are you actually in danger 

Moonflower: no but i feel like i am. 

The Dark One: its probably nothing then 

Moonflower: if i die im blaming you. 

The Dark One: fair 

 

The CWKT Club 

A Science Nerd: oh my god its Hyuuga 

Book Artist: What? 

A Science Nerd: Cure Bloom is Hyuuga  

Baseball Man: WHAT?! 

Baseball Man: i thought Hyuuga was just friends with Love because theyre both gluttons 

Ditched my friend’s wedding: oh my god 

A god’s enemy: I should have known that. 

A Science Nerd: Give me one second 

 

Y’all ain’t subtle 

Yuriko: so 

Nagisa: ? 

Yuriko: Hyuuga is Cure Bloom 

Nagisa: … 

Nagisa: fuck 

 

WE ARE FAMILY 

The Dark One: you had reason to feel in danger saki 

Moonflower: oh light what happened? 

The Dark One: yuriko figured you out 

Moonflower: fuck 

Queen Jr: Wait when did Yuriko figure us out? 

The Dark One: like yesterday 

The Dark One: keep up hikari 

 

The CWKT Club 

A Science Nerd: So we were definitely correct 

21st Venus: I am currently moving Daisuke up on the “Person we make fun of for slipping up” list. 

Baseball Man: oh fuck you Sakurako 

Spider Journalist: i just want to see how long it takes before Mika finds her way in here 

Older Journalist: You know they’re going to slip up eventually. Until then, it’s a waiting game of trying to keep our screens out of her line of sight. 

Book Artist: I’m just waiting for Flora to contact me with another number to add, honestly. 

Chapter 2: Genki is added, Momoka unmutes the chat for a moment, and magical okonomiyaki

Notes:

Takes place after chapter 14 of the main series, only being released now because I couldn’t figure out how to finish it until last night.
Screenname notes:
Book Artist - Yui
A Science Nerd - Yuriko
Baseball Man - Daisuke
Dance Sensei - Miyuki (Chien)
Sister of Chaos - Momoka
Ditched my friend’s wedding - Takuya
A god’s enemy - Seiji
Yell’s Sister - Kotori
21st Venus - Sakurako
Spider Journalist - Michio
Older Journalist - Miyo
Karunori - Tatsunori
Red Wrangler - Genki

Private Chat - Haruka, Yui 

Haruka: So… Akane’s brother figured her out so here’s his number because Nagisa said something about a club again 

Yui: Nice. I was waiting for another one. 

 

The CWKT Club 

Red Wrangler was added to the chat 

Red Wrangler: What is this? 

A Science Nerd: That was fast 

Book Artist: Welcome, Red Wrangler. You are here because you have discovered one of the best-kept secrets in the universe. 

Red Wrangler: Is this about my sister? 

Red Wrangler: If so, then okay. 

A god’s enemy: Two new ones in three days. Impressive. 

A god’s enemy: Are we getting smarter or are they just getting worse at hiding than they already were? 

Dance Sensei: Probably both to some degree. 

Dance Sensei: You have no idea how many times Peach’s powers go haywire during practice. 

Baseball Man: ive seen and its nuts 

Karunori: i honestly kinda wish ours did that @21st Venus 

21st Venus: I’d really rather the classroom didn’t get blown up by uncontrollable Precure powers, thank you very much. 

Yell’s Sister: If it makes you feel any better, my sister doesn’t show signs of having her powers outside her transformation. 

Karunori: it kinda does 

Karunori: thanks Kotori 

Yell’s Sister: No problem. 

A Science Nerd: Black accidentally broke a power line yesterday and started screaming about how we’re all “mere mortals in a world that you could never truly understand the universe”. 

Book Artist: Flora’s told me about that. 

Book Artist: Apparently that’s a thing with Lightning-element Cures. 

Book Artist: They absorb too much outer lightning and just start screeching. 

A god’s enemy: They call it “Lightning Drunk” right? 

Book Artist: I think that’s it, yeah. 

Red Wrangler: Should I be glad that my sister is fire-based instead? 

Ditched my friend’s wedding: is your sister sunny? 

Ditched my friend’s wedding: if so the answer is no because heart told me she blew up mars a few days ago 

Red Wrangler: 0-0 

Red Wrangler: I should not be glad then. 

Ditched my friend’s wedding: oof 

Ditched my friend’s wedding: good luck then bro 

Ditched my friend’s wedding: ive heard fire bases have anger issues 

Red Wrangler: I’m so dead. 

Baseball Man: @Sister of Chaos the new one also has a chaos as a sister 

Baseball Man: he needs help 

Sister of Chaos: No. 

Baseball Man: aaaa 

Baseball Man: comeon momoka 

Baseball Man: help him out 

Sister of Chaos: I’m working right now, so no. 

Sister of Chaos: If he’s so desperate, just have him ask Beauty. She’s on his sister’s team, right? 

Red Wrangler: I can do that. 

Red Wrangler: Sorry for Baseball Man bothering you Sister of Chaos. 

Sister of Chaos: It's fine. Don’t worry about it, kid. 

Baseball Man: momoka do you just hate me or something? 

Sister of Chaos: Good question. I’m not answering it. 

Dance Sensei: What even made you unmute this, Momoka? 

Sister of Chaos: Just a feeling. 

Sister of Chaos: And Marine screeching about how Sunny’s brother was going to help her come up with an excuse for the whole magic exposure thing. 

Red Wrangler: Yeah that. 

Red Wrangler: I don’t think our mom believed the story we came up with but we got our dad to believe it. 

Red Wrangler: And now he’s going to try to convince Sunny to use her flames to cook okonomiyaki. 

Karunori: I WANNA TRY OKONOMIYAKI MADE FROM MAGIC FIRE 

A Science Nerd: Let me perform scientific tests on it and I’ll come with you Karu 

Karunori: HECK YEAH 

Karunori: @21st Venus wanna come too? 

21st Venus: Absolutely not. 

Older Journalist: If you need adult supervision I’m good to go with too. 

Karunori: HECK YEAH 

Karunori: because the other two adults here are way to mature to even think of coming with us to try magical okonomiyaki 

Sister of Chaos: That is correct. 

Dance Sensei: An accurate assumption. 

Spider Journalist: do you think it would be too obvious if i did a piece for the newspaper on that? 

Older Journalist: Do it 

A god’s enemy: Just go for it 

A god’s enemy: I want to see how that goes 

Spider Journalist: noice 

Spider Journalist: im coming with you guys then! 

Karunori: CWKT MINI SQUAD UNITE 

Sister of Chaos: More like the CWKT Dumb Squad.

A Science Nerd: That was partly directed at me and I feel weird about it 

Sister of Chaos: Oh no, not you. I meant the others. 

Spider Journalist: honestly? 

Karunori: thats fair 

Older Journalist: yeah 

Karunori: WELP 

Karunori: TIME TO GO TRY MAGIC OKONOMIYAKI!!! 

21st Venus: Don’t die, Tatsunori. 

Notes:

M A G I C A L
O K O N O M I Y A K I
That is all.

Notes:

What’s this? Recognition of side characters? It’s me, so of course.

Series this work belongs to:

• Part 2 of The world is still around but the ones protecting it are idiots Extended Yuniverse